Perplexes Me A Bit When People Say Jmart Is A Boring Healthy Ship. They Like Each Other And They're Trying

[ID: A greyscale drawing of Martin Blackwood as a selkie. He is a fat white man with short hair and round glasses. He is sitting on a rock pulling his seal skin coat around himself. He is unclothed from the shoulders up. His hair blows in a strong wind, and his face is scrunched up in dissatisfaction. There are squiggles drawn around him to indicate that he is shivering. Waves splash up around him. There is a second smaller drawing in the top corner of a very sleepy looking seal wearing glasses. An arrow pointing from Martin from the seal indicates that this is him in his seal form. End ID.]

me when i take off my magic seal skin only to immediately get blasted with an icy wind

a disgruntled selkie martin ko-fi request for @crit20lesbian <333

Close enough

Welcome back anatomy students

Quick sketch i did (of the first 8 donations at least, the screaming face fake plant vase got me i must admit, i had to draw it but then i lost track of shit obviously, also dont mind the crookedness of the paintings)

♡ Gravity Falls ~ Valentines Cards! ♡

[ CW: Blood ]

ignore how late I put this out

If I ever get an autism diagnosis I blame it on Jonny Sims because my TMA and Mechanisms obsession isn't funny anymore

its understandable that people characterize elias as a stereotypical annoying bitch disney villain, but i feel like the canon was trying to do something so much funnier with him. his main personality trait was never being petty or overtly evil. it was being boring and corporate. this is not loki, this is like. the narrator from the stanley parable. ok. this is mr. does budgeting for fun. he is an automatically generated manager who just so happens to be a 200 year old evil false prophet.

Welcome to the “whoops! I accidentally started got manipulated into starting the apocalypse!” Club. Members being Jonathan Sims and Mable Pines. They’re both ✨traumatised✨

Bonus comic

You're my reason...🧿☕️📼

Jonny Sims: *kills off all your favs brutally*

Also, jonny Sims: "The cat lives. I'm saying this now because I don't want people to worry the cat dies. We don't do that here"