Michael’s Hair Is Actually Fiberglass. It Looks Soft And Interesting To Touch But Then You Touch It

One time i left a persimmon in a bag for two months and only discovered it when my hand went through it. Very very unpleasant. Since then i have referred to the entire debacle as The Corruption Incident. I think the phenomenon as a whole can be described as a cross between Corruption and Dark. “There’s a thing there and it’s probably super gross but i really don’t want to know about or interact with it”

I think there needs to be a 15th fear added to the list and it's called "Uh Oh" and its the fear that There Is Something At The Back Of The Fridge And You're Too Scared To Touch It and See What It Is Or How Gross It May Be

I can't reblog two posts at once so you get a link instead. PROOF. PROOF YOU CAN KICK IT. FROM MR NEWALL HIMSELF

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One of my hobbies is listening to the tma q&a with jonny and Alex and clipping out bits that I'm like, this is just martin and Jon bickering

The Eye is a symbiote with all other fears, the Spiral and the Eye equal the Web, all of the fears are Vast-coded, the Stranger needs to rebrand to avoid just being the Hunt again (same with the Spiral tbh), and the Dark needed more attention. send post

The tma fandom lieddd everyone talks about the “good cows” scene but it was two lines and i barely noticed it the first time! Everyone talks about the Safehouse and it was one episode (technically more if you count apocalypse!safehouse but i don’t)! Everyone talks about the “Somewhere Else” line but that’s just two words, it’s not verbally capitalized like i thought it would be! And jmart is never a cute and fluffy ship like everyone acts like it is, it’s 70% issues and 30% “we’re dating because it’s the apocalypse and we’re pretty sure we’re gonna die”! I’m not talking about tim kayaking here, that’s just denial + a pretty good way for me to somehow have no idea what was gonna happen to tim till it happened. Anyways

not wanting to look stupid in front of a superior (professor, boss, etc) who just explained something to you and it makes even less sense now

reverse gaslighting where i pretend to know exactly what you are talking about

As a left handed person they’re actually the worst. I went to great lengths to avoid sitting in them and sometimes still got stuck with one. They do make left handed ones but they’re pretty rare and also… not that great

Also the lockers are real

hey Americans?

what the fuck is this? this isn't real right. it's made up for tv like those metal lockers

The tmagp spoilers this week are even more indecipherable than usual.

*sips tea* perfect

I HATE how tumblr brings up your old tags as you’re typing a new tag because I really don’t!! Want to remember!!! Some of the things I’ve said on this godforsaken site!!!!

This is what ive been saying

"freakish and dismal, hollow and bleak. i could go on but let's leave it there"

BRO DOES NOT LEAVE IT THERE‼️‼️‼️‼️

I have misread aromantic as aromatic so many times