The One Perk He Can't Earn

i rewatched the medical malpractice show for the billionth time

“Everybody Lies” (2004) // “Everybody Dies” (2012)

save me, bisexual MDs, save me

This is the same person who snapped a man’s neck with his legs WHILE HIS HANDS WERE TIED btw.

do you think they told him to pose like that or did he just do that

foreman. babe. we’re at the bottom end of season 8. you have worked here for almost a decade. why are you still surprised there's medical malpractice going on at the medical malpractice department that you, personally, used to do medical malpractice at

I love this format

You dip out, and the whole world flips over...

I had a dream that I went to heaven and heaven had its own heaven-exclusive tv shows that were written and produced there in heaven and they showed me the most popular show in heaven and it was this really beautiful drama and, at the end of the episode, the credits said “Created by Mike Ehrmantraut” and they were like “oh yeah. fictional characters who die in earth media go to real heaven” and I’m like “sure but mike did some pretty fucked up stuff, wouldn’t he go to hell?” and they’re like “no, all the fucked up things he did were fictional. people only get judged for the real things they do and the only thing mike really did was bring joy to millions of viewers” and i think that’s beautiful

you

Ben introducing himself | requested by anonymous