okay i’m gonna say it:
whoever wrote saltburn definitely read a dark steddie fanfiction and ran with it.
(like jacob elordi gives fanon steve cmon)
how is otto hightower the sanest person on the greens side rn. the bar is in hell.
(helaena my darling doesn’t count, she’s not on a side).
nah cuz i don’t like loki/sylvie either but cmon… if sylvie was male presenting, the dialogue from episode 3 would’ve made some of y’all ship it. i know we wanted a male love interest but like… this ship isn’t out of nowhere.
jack watching will & hannibal flirting over randall tier’s mutilated corpse like the freaks they are:
i’m rewatching good omens and i forgot how fucking gay this show is. like i think i assume tumblr exaggerates, but wow.
jesper and wylan: *mid makeout session*
kaz: hello
jesper: hey kaz
kaz: am i interrupting?
wylan: little bit, yeah
kaz: guess i should've called
wylan: yeah, maybe!
kaz: tonight's the night i usually go spying with inej downtown...
jesper: uh-huh...
kaz: but she's hunting slavers...
wylan: yes, we know
kaz: want me to leave?
jesper: *literally on top of wylan* you know, whatever
kaz: okay i guess i could hang for a little while
Jack Wolfe and Kit Young put their entire Wesper loving hearts into every scene they were in and it SHOWS. I will hear ZERO slander for the gift we were given with them and how they portrayed Wylan and Jesper. At this point I don’t even care that it wasn’t close to canon, I LOVED it they are my comfort ship and I will hear nothing bad about them ever.
I could talk about them literally forever someone make me write an essay on them and how much their portrayal of these character and these characters in general could change the fuckinf world ID WRITE IT
jesper: you didn't cry when bambi's mother died? kaz: oh yes, it was very sad when the guy stopped drawing the deer.
I relate to Lexi because I too know a lot of things because I read a lot and I too would let Fez, the most endearing drug dealer ever, gently and awkwardly seduce me
what’s funny about good omens season 2 being gut-wrenching and devastating compared to heartstopper season 2 being fluffy and sweet is that the roles will ABSOLUTELY be reversed in their season 3’s.
i stopped watching house of the dragon bc i felt like something (jaime and brienne) was missing :/