Favorite Genre Of Confession Has Got To Be “i Love You, You Asshole” Followed Up By “i Love You,

i changed my name based off some random shit i wrote in a rly sad journal three years ago

We’re out here in the dark laying on the ground to stargaze. I missed the shooting star. I think I was distracted by you. How are you so beautiful that the night itself doesn’t compare? I hope the moon isn’t jealous, but by god it ought to be.

why slut shame women when you could slut shame the president

you eat whole raw potatoes while sitting in a bathtub wearing a hollywood style expensive robe. your pet ferret sits with you. it is eight feet tall.

New REBLOG Game

Just fucking lie about the previous poster

gosh i just. Fucking Love Mushrooms So Much. like i’m just sitting here and then randomly 🍄🍄‍🟫🍀🍁🍄🍄‍🟫. I LOVE THEMMMMM.

hahaha nooooo. you get *spins wheel* live dissection!!!

“you belong in the kitchen” okay? and you belong in the soup. get Boiled idiot.

i’m in such deep shit right now. such a wattpad situation. i’m a freshman in high school taking all advanced classes. my dad works at my school, teaching students with behavioral issues. despite being an absolute fucking nerd, chill with all these kids, kinda friends with some of them. my dad doesn’t really want me to hang out with them outside of school tho, because they’re known for getting into trouble (drugs, drinking, ect.) well two of them, we’ll call them gavin and kieth, im pretty chill with. they invited me to a prom after party (my school is tiny so all grades go to room) but i couldn’t go because my dad was like “hell no” (fair). WELL YK WHY IM SO COOKED. I KINDA FUCKING HAVE A CRUSH ON GAVIN AND ALSO KINDA ON KIETH. and also i think gavin was gonna ask me to prom but didnt???? or kieth was????? oh did i mention THEYRE FRIENDS?????????

anyways lmk if yall want more info/updates because trust me it gets WAYYYY worse.

how dare you be funnier than me on my own post

“you belong in the kitchen” okay? and you belong in the soup. get Boiled idiot.

watching season one shameless rn and im absolutely losing my shit bc what do you MEAN fiona and ian and lip are all going thru some rly serious stuff and frank is just. sent to canada???getting pegged????? having freaky time with his son’s girlfriend’s mom????? im so lost.

ah shoot ur right my bad