*At An Anti-Lucifer Club Meeting*

Rip my lovely little beta fish Barnaby Von Shroom

2020 approx. -2023

Your 'no thoughts behind eyes' stares will be missed.

*in the winter*

Ace shoveling snow: 'go shovel the snow Ace, it's your job!' SINCE A- WHEN

*stands against the shovel for a minute*

Ace:...well he never said where to put the snow >:]

*later in the evening*

Riddle: Cater put that back please...I'm going to the housewarden meeting.

*opens the door*

Riddle: Try to keep the freshmen out of trouble-

*pauses at the giant wall of snow in the Heartslabyul doorway*

Riddle: ACEEEEEEEEEE!

No no Lance, it was a good idea but lacking in planning. What you need to do is tape the can to the blades of the ceiling fan, tape them so they spray on their own, then turn the fan on. That would be the most efficient.

Keith: Lance, who is a grown man who saved the 🌍, just whispered, “Oh, this is going to be so fucking efficient,” before spraying Febreze directly into the ceiling fan and proceeding to cough his guts out when it blew back in his face.

The boy!!! Lookit! Lookit the boi!!!

(I really like Shoji and their art style so this is amazing)

(all creds to the artist)

shoji doodles for his birthday!

Yuu: *falls through the upper Ramshackle floor because it was rotting*

Ace: Hi Yuu!

Yuu: Hi Ace...that hurt

Mc: There is only one thing Jade fears that we know of.

Azul: Oh? Do tell~

Mc: Kalim...

Azul:........what

Mc: No no let me finish. Kalim....when he makes tea

Azul: Does not make any more sense

Jade from the corner of the room visibly shaking: I cannot fathom how he finds it okay to put a pound of sugar in his tea. We must never join any tea party he hosts!

Floyd: BAHAHAHAHA JADES AFRAID OF A TEA!

Beel: *walks around the corner with a box*

Lucifer: Beel go put those corn dogs back.

Beel: yOu CaN't MaKe Me Do AnYtHiNg *sadly scooches away*

*Mammon bought him some later*

REBLOG IF ITS OKAY TO TALK TO YOU.

Please.

Floyd has absolutely thrown a piece of bread at a wall in pure rage (the bread being the closest thing to him at that time that was yeetable) and it just stuck. To the wall. And Floyd just ends up stopping in surprise at this piece of bread just on the wall for no apparent reason. And then proceeds to die laughing because the prospect of bread being stuck on a wall was hilarious to him, and now his reason for being angry is forgotten.

Azul is glad that Floyd is in a better mood, but now comes the issue of Floyd repeatedly throwing slices of bread against the wall trying to make it happen again. He doesn't have the bread budget for this!

*Mc back on their taking names too literal streak*

Mc:.......

Floyd: :>

Mc: your not a leech, your an eel

Floyd:....wut 0-0

Mc: your last name is leech, but your an eel not a leech

Floyd: and?

Mc: Why isn't your last name accurate >:[

Jade: Prefect I think it would be odd.if we were called 'Floyd Eel' and 'Jade Eel'

Mc: ...fair point fair point

*points towards Azul*

Mc: But can we at least call him Ink Ashengrotto so his name is somewhat accurate?

Floyd: PFFFFFT-

Azul: Excuse me...WHAT

Mc: you know, cause your black not blue

Azul: THERE ARE BETTER WORDS

Mc: I mean yeah but...your an octopus that is

black so I figured ink made sense

Azul: >:[

*Jade and Floyd dying of laughter*