Smallnotsorry - Soft-ass Thot

when the power went out i heard an explosion and my boyfriend was like “a transformer probably busted” and i deadass thought he meant Optimus Prime was out there nutting

ONE TIME I WAS ATTENDING A BALL AT A FAE COURT AND EVERYONR WAS WEARING BALLGOWNS MADE OF WINTER AND SORROW AND SHIT LIKE THAT BUT THEN I SAW A FAE LORD WEARING A TACKY 90S WINDBREAKER AND SPATS AND I KNEW WE WOULD BE FRIENDS

if you didn’t know the context, one might think they’re having a soft, quiet, gay moment to themselves

actually even if you do know the context, it still looks like they’re having a soft, quiet, gay moment to themselves

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Solaire amiibo has him in his sun-praising pose and standing on tiptoes, so they put an angled support under his boots that makes him look like he’s wearing wedges

Story of my life people. You know what’s real ? The struggle.

Happy Pride Month ♥

Ed and Roy in Hawaiian shirts

get the fuck outta here with this “gays can’t drive” and “gays can’t cook” shit i do BOTH. don’t be disrespectful

Thanks R* for giving us the sexy cowboy we needed