So, I Got Interested In Who The Fuck This Onceler Is And Why People Are Afraid Of Him So I Typed His

the washing machine and dryer fuck each other when you're not around btw

Star Wars : The Clone Wars S07.E11 : Shattered

Also with Obi-Wan facepalming on the background

Post kylo/Rey vs guards battle.

Anakin: yes! She’s right in the palm of your hand! Now compliment her

Kylo: you… you fight good.

Anakin: this is karma isn’t It?

Can we please have a series with ghost Anakin facepalming at kylo ren’s bad flirting ?

Is no one going to talk about the fact that Viktor went through most of the season 3 in the same clothes, that Umbrella Ben died in?!!!

Serves him right

Mace Windu really just looked ahsoka tano in the eye and said “citizen” with all the salt in the galaxy. Well windu you will be out the windu in about 20 minutes👀

oh my god will it fucking kill you to say “they”

Boba Fett’s reputation as the best bounty hunter in the galaxy comes from him pulling off an insane number of jobs throughout his life, some of which were even deemed impossible for a lone hunter to pull off

funnily enough, he doesn’t actually remember completing all of the ones people attribute to him, but after seeing the footage and biometric proof, he assumes that he’s been blacking out and entering some sort of exhaustion fugue state, or maybe he’s just had a few too many concussions

it’s not until he tries to claim a puck from the guild and is told that he’s already working that job that he starts to figure out that something more is going on, and decides to investigate who it is that’s been working this job

as it turns out, there’s actually like ten different escaped clones pulling bounties under his name, considering they all share the same DNA and face, who’ve put together a few fake versions of his father’s armor

many of them even work in teams, trading off who gets to ‘play Boba’ to the guild or clients

(they’ve also been using their shared DNA to access his space netflix account, which explains why the recommendation algorithm never seems to figure out what he likes and keeps telling him that he’s already watched shows he finds)

(strangely, he realizes that they haven’t touched any of his bank accounts, despite the fact that they could certainly have gotten through their security measures the same way)

after discovering this, he considers confronting them, killing them, even just turning them in to the guild

but then he’d lose some of his reputation if it comes out that impersonators can mimic him well enough to get the job done just as well as he could

so he just sends them all a message telling them to not fuck this up and continues with this life

anything else you want me to manifest before i go to bed? a fifth season of bbc sherlock, perhaps? a lorax sequel? babygate reveal? cole sprouse socal experiment but it’s dylan this time? it’s been a while since our first dashcon, hasn’t it? also wasn’t there also something about an apocalypse that was supposed to wipe us out in 2012…

(if the theory about SC coworking with Zeke is true)

Mikasa: Are you really going to make deals with this dick?!

Eren: Carefully, Mikasa he's my brother

Mikasa: He is a dick

Eren: Still...