Need To Become A Billionaire So I Can Make All The Keychains I Think Of

people are always like "Oh a vampire wouldn't get horny while drinking someone's blood, that's like getting horny while eating a sandwich" and like man have you never had a really good fucking sandwich?

Marcille: so what’s for d-

Laios, already grabbing the nearest monster:

We did it gang

When God announced that every billionaire would die by Christmas, the race for the 1 trillion began

boy scout Tyler🫡

good morning

He’s a teen romance novel love interest trapped in a jrpg

dying at this slide from my emerging diseases lecture why does it seem like house is the reason behind emerging diseases

it's so sad traditional marriage is dying. how can adultery thrive in these conditions