im so fucking pissed rn oh my god
at my work we have a little cafe that the staff sit in sometimes and i had a tasty little can of monster in there, near the door, for me to sip at when i had the chance to
then a man walks up
and oh how foolish i was
occasionally old men will come up to the cafe and grab any empty cans and bottles out of the bin outside or the bench near the door
god how stupid of me to leave it in such a vulnerable spot
this stupid man walks up
checks the stupid bins
and his stupid fucking eyes spot my stupid little can of monster
and he takes it
and he crushes it in his pathetic little hands
so i basically go "hey i wasnt done can i please have my last two sips of caffiene :)"
and this fucking fossilized evidence of true cruelty POURS OUT MY DRINK AND TAKES THE MOTHERFUCKING CAN
and he smiles at me like this: 😁😁
oh how i wanted to strangle him
i wanted to take his wretched bag of 10 cents and shove it down his stupid throat
i want to curse him like the internet guy did to the onion chip salsa lady
i will find a book
and i will curse this man with the words of hell
i will find a way to inflict the wrath of the gods upon him, and i will make him regret his actions for the rest of his days
this
this is the start of my motherfucking villain arc
the guttural urge to write darkcho fanfics at 11pm instead of sleeping is coming for me and i am afraid (jk i hand my sleep schedule to those cursed stick figures on a silver platter)
GRAZRGEHDHHH i need them to be in LOVE and i need it NOWWWWW
all this work and im boutta cover it with hatsune miku and depression transformers 😭😭😭
ignore how tiny shadow is in comparison btw hes just going through his baby era ✨✨
there will be updates once i cover my work but itll pay off i hope swear :)))
this is so beautiful omg
whatever called to you apparently sparked greatness because this shit is *incredible*
something called to me
🎉🎉🎉
Hey guys!!! We now have 48 members in the discord server!! 🥳🥳🥳 Come join in!! Last night we played jackbox and other fun games. It is 18+!! we also have a secret TIT Tour chat so you can come in and share spoilers and only people who wanna be in there will see them!!! You can promote your socials and your art!!! It’s so fun having friends that don’t make fun of you for having Dan and phil as your background on every device and for talking about them 24/7 because that’s all we do!!!
reblog and share with your friends!!!!!
rip schrödinger you would have loved dan and phil's relationship status
IMAGINE FOR ME!!!
AVA characters
but
as sonic characters????
im trying to draw them but who would be whooooooo????? (help)
YESYESYES FUCK YES
GAAAAHAUEJEKRJTHJK
this is just actually the funniest combination in the world to me. i know like four things about these people but i love drama and this is hysterical
ORIGINAL IS BY @nolvini BTW
THIS MASTERPIECE:
I JUST REMEMBERED MY KEYBOARD WALLPAPER IS FANART OF SUPER SONIC AND SHADOW KISSING AND I FULLY FORGOT EVERY TIME SOMEONE WAS LOOKING AND ASKING HOW I COULD SEE THAT THEY PROBABLY SAW AND AHSKDJDKDNDKFNJRFB
i am they(/them, thank you) ※ i love darkchocolate (iykyk)
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