My Favorite Headcanon Ever Is Tomioka Somehow Becoming An Older Brother Figure To The Children In The

KITTTTTTTTTTY~

Hes banned from Catnip from now on.

Second kitty

Thank you to everyone who got me to 1000 likes!

Hazbin Hotel crackship:

Alastor’s mother X Angel Dust’s mother

Pawmi…. Second to last option

spin this list of all of the pokemon. you are now that pokemon.

Here you go!

I’m on my alastor prime rn. Can you guys poease request Alastor oneshot and headcanon ideas??? Thanks!!

My contribution to the Raincode fandom.

Imagine instead of Nifty, it was Alastor who, bleeding out from his first fight still, mind you, apears out of the shadows as Adam was crawling out of the crater, spewing his nonsense, and just jumped him.

Started beating the shii out of him like Lucifer.

All claws and teeth and crazed (woozy from bloodloss but powering though) look in his eye.

Rips the man's throat out, probably.

"Fuck. You."

Mans is covered in dark red and glowing gold, just breathing.

Swaying from where he's sat on Adam's still form, he spits out the glowing chunk of thoats, turns vaguely for the other, a barely audible whisper on his lips.

"Someone tell Rosie not to eat that. It's s̴̜̎p̵̰̒ō̴̳̬̌i̴̳͎̚l̵͓̜͘ẹ̵͉̉d̸̤̀."

And promptly passes out.

The Hazbins are too shocked to do anything for a second, before Charlie gains some composure and move to help her weirdest friend.

My gender is a girl I am not the one who has a crush and a girlfriend I don’t have to worry I have to be the only girl.

Sorry girls looks like I won’t have anxiety if I’m the only girl left.

@metalman234

Type "my gender is" on your phone and let your phone finish the sentence, then tag your moots to keep the chain going, I'll go first.

My gender is a little bit more intense than I thought I could have done

@mirukosbitchywife @get-junpeid