Shigaraki, being arrested: Can I make my phone call please? It’s my right as a citizen.
Aizawa: Who are you even going to call?
Shigaraki: Yo mama
league of villains but it’s just the goth friend group always spotted at the local mall
I feel like the League of Villains need these gold stars.
TOUYA Relationship Headcanons
Alright well a new hyper fixation happened so i'm here to write for Touya, also i didn't check this for errors
-no matter in what way you two have met, it makes you pretty special to have won him over enough to be chill around you
-despite his casual demeanor, he is never chill at all actually 😭
-but thankfully despite how much he tried to hide it he pretty much is an open book when you get to know him because he trauma dumps lmfao
- his trauma with his dad made him an attention whore and will be satisfied if he gets the attention he needs but if he feels threatened by the things that make him feel insecure, he'll act out
-this means he is a jealous boy and will act out if he thinks he will lose your attention
-i know a lot of people see him as a fuck boy but i don't think he would cheat unless he was hurt or thought he was being cheated on
-..mostly because he is super selective about the people he lets close so he doesn't like the idea of hoeing around.
-he also doesn't think it's cute to have no morals (ironic i know) but he is annoyed by people who act randomly without plan or thought
-he's a little bit emotionally stunted but that doesn't mean he doesn't understand anyone's feelings, it just means he doesn't know when to put other people's feelings before his own
-he doesn't really have a huge grudge against pda or physical affection and would probably always have his hands on you in some way
-he is very protective over the few good things he has in life, including you and would see it as out of the question to have you in danger
-he would go bonkers if you got hurt by anyone, anything
-uses his body warmth to keep you warm when you are cold/sick
-he doesn't know how to deal with a lot of situations like you being in distress or being sick, but he's not dumb so he'll use his resources (he'll ask his bff spinner for advice or in any case he'll google it- !)
-one time you said you liked cats and as the personal space heater that gets followed by strays, he grabbed one and brought it home to you the next day
-he can't cook but he can clean. he actually thinks people who don't know how to clean are gross asf (despite what his crinkly appearance might say otherwise)
-he has some spots on his body what he does not like being touched due to his scarring
-he likes to take baths 🛀🏼
-he doesn't like sweets much but he loves spice!
-he is expressive and loud the second he gets a chance to and is always moving, tapping his feet or fingers
-he also likes to make dark jokes especially about himself and his quirk and would laugh hard if someone poked fun at it in the same way
-he really likes to play fight
-i feel like once his flip has switched he would be the type of boyfriend who likes to chase and tickle you, play pranks on you and laugh and play games with each other
Shigaraki: I don't think you understand how serious this is
Dabi: I don't think I understand anything at this point
"I still need to be a hero for those guys- the villains"
All this bitch knows how to do is serve cunt, have familial issues unlike ever seen before, and die
Sometimes I feel bad for Kurogiri and the stuff he needs to put up with.
taking care of you
Shigaraki: You don’t want Dabi to die.
Shigaraki: And I don’t want to Dabi to die.
Shoto: Right.
Shigaraki: We should form an alliance.
Shoto: Agreed.
Shigaraki: Now, we just have to make sure that Dabi doesn’t want Dabi to die.
Shoto: So I see a few problems with the plan. Starting with number one: Touya.