Logan Shaves Of Aaaaalllllllll His Body Hair, Cuz He Made For Below Zero Temperatures, Not For Hot New

GUUUUUUYYYYYYSSSSS!!!! my consciousness has been elevated my a simple question.

how may toes does kurt have?

just 2 toes, regular human foot silhouette OR 3 toes like a bird's??

i have seen a mix of both on tumblr, does somebody have a clear answer from canon?

oh btw, does somebody have a picture of kurt's nails? again, are they like people nails or more tough like mini claws?

somebody please satiate my curiosity!!

does anybody else want a female logan? for some of you thinking 'isn't there a female logan already', no not laura she's her own character, and not jane howlett marvel kinda introduced.

this logan, with an hourglass figure, 5'0 feet tall, same power set as comic wolverine, real burly and married to morph(kevin sydney), maybe with a beard too

zero at time of reblogging one is truly a lonely number

is magneto's hair white even in his youth?

i have a QUESTION with no clear answer from google. so naturally i must imagine a crazy theory.

THEORY: due to stress, he manifests his powers as a preteen or in his early teens

while exploring the extent of his powers he realises that he can magnetize parts of his body to some extent. for example, child magneto temporary makes his fingers like a magnet then using his fingers to find coins stuck in the sand another instance could be that he sort of rubs a piece of metal a certain direction for a few minutes , boom, it becomes a magnet

now suppose some of the magnetic properties' residue is left on his hands, its taking a while to fade away. before which he some how loosened the colour of his hair because it accidentally got magnetized /polarized several times (basically hair colour damage) now say he just puts his hands on head and fingers through his hair. the horror on little magneto's face seeing his hair suddenly becoming white; his thoughts "AAAHHHH why am i turning into an old man so soon, i haven't even seen/thanked CAPTAIN AMERICA and the HOWLING COMMANDOS yet!!!! "

jubilee can persuade logan to do nearly anything she wants

she even got him to wear something other than his usual checked shirts and jeans for something tasteful, atleast according to jubes.

AND got him to shave his side burns for a day

(though that happens only after a week of "please please puh-leeeeaassssseee miiiissssTTTUUUUHHH WOooLVIIIIEEE and a few half planned poorly executed black mail attempts)

*scott : you got him to SHAVE, to dEcENcY !!!!!!!!!!!

how and why does logan have a secret-not-so-secret thing for cheek kisses . i refuse to believe its a right only ororo has, but a right only she has used it (maybe abused MUHAHAHA)

i bet my fat ass that logan definitely got a gag gift from kurt, the gift being that it was a decent fitting shirt when paired with one of his black bell bottoms gives him 'holy modern saint vibes' and the text on the shirt says something like 'patron saint of yearnings' because no matter what happens to logan, he always YEARNS, whether for an indulgent chocolate cake all to himself while watching hockey, or for his secret homosexual lover(a man) he was with for more than 50 years, who loved logan unconditionally

i bet logan tears open the chips or candy packets with his teeth for anybody when they don't got scissors

friendship or romance, both or none

fellow morpherine/morphine fans, i am conflicted.

i want to see morph explore his love and have a relationship with logan. i want him to find solace in his friend turned lover while being true to himself.

on the other hand, i can't choose between wanting logan to explore his sexuality/ himself with morph being his guide and friend on this path and logan falling in love with morph gradually.

it would be nice to see logan be with morph, have a happy ending and finding out what logan does which gives morph butterflies. i also can't ignore the part of me that wants logan to have a deep relationship with a guy without it blossoming into a romance. i don't know why every time i see that fella having something deep with somebody it becomes a romance. i don't mind it but i really want to see something different in popular media, in shows or fanfiction.

17 maybe?