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Peeking out of his coffin with one eye open, a jealous President-elect Donald Trump reportedly threw his own state funeral Thursday in an effort to upstage the late Jimmy Carter’s ceremony. “I’m way deader than he is,” mumbled Trump, who lay at the opposite end of the National Cathedral as his senior aides attempted to persuade Carter funeral attendees to leave their seats and pay respects to the 45th president. “This coffin sure is impressive, isn’t it? Full Story

Creamy dinner:phallic breakfast

My naughty, dirty, Special Funk Pudding is nearly ready

Movies and TV likes to stereotype people with schizophrenia by making them horror movie villains or people who do awful things.

People with schizophrenia are NOT evil or scary. They are valuable, wonderful people who struggle with a mental illness. 

STOP DEMONIZING SCHIZOPHRENIA. 

i love trans women so much

I just think it would be so awesome sauce if there was a secret underground commune hidden under an old abandoned subway system that were born without feet and only drank horse milk but sadly this is only a hypothetical PURELY FICTIONAL. DO NOT look for the commune it DOES NOT EXIST and if you try to find it you’ll look really silly and everyone will point and laugh!!! Again not real

Yeah, when me and Santa bang-it-out on Christmas eve-Eve to get him hyped for Christmas Eve sometimes I put his entire beard in my mouth to feel the hairs saturate with my saliva and then I yank it back out through my teeth making sure to suck hard as I pull so it comes out mostly dry. It’s important to leave cookies for Santa because his blood sugar gets really low because he’s diabetic and if he catches you skimping out on him he’ll kill your entire family in their sleep in a post nut clarity fueled rage. Btw

narcissistic abuse believers will be like "NOTHING is more evil than a narcissist!! they revel in the suffering of others!!" and then dedicate time and resources to hunting down pwNPD for the sole purpose of inflicting pain upon them for fun