''i'll Make A Home In Your Gut 'cause It's Somewhere Warm To Sleep''

Major good omens season 2 spoilers

Rita: I've started sleeping with a knife to protect myself

Jet: I sleep with a gun

Juno: pussys

Vespa: why what do you sleep with Steel

Juno: Ransom

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Or alternatively

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Buddy: *scoffs*

Rita: why what do you sleep with Captain A

Buddy: Vespa

Your Arab aren't you? Have you ever dated a terrorist

nah I’m not into white guys sry

Howdy hello I'm dingo!

Glad we can agree the noel!catfish theory is out- and I absolutely adore the Talia is a code name idea, it is 👌 as is, but I raise you, Talia is code name but only Mischa knows about it- its so funny to me, like Mischas just talking about how much he loves Noel and everyone's just sitting there thinking he's talking about a Ukrainian woman he's never met

Mischa: she's a poet, kind of emo but in a swag way... no I've never actually read her poetry but-

Noel: what are you talking about

Am I just saying this because the idea of Mischa being a sappy sweetheart gives me life, maybe, am I also just saying this because the idea of Noel having a giant crush on Mischa but not pursuing that crush because he thinks Mischas taken and Mischa having a crush on Noel and thinking Noel's just doesn't like him is funny, that's a good possibility

dan cain x fem reader headcanons!!!!

- herbert gets jealous

- you die

My best friend just said his execution would be him getting boned.

Fanart of Sans Undertale in the Danganronpa art style with the caption "Ultimate Tumblr Sexyman"

More Elias cosplay. Though, this time it's not about the outfit.

I have freaky Bouchard eyes, God given, so, conveniently, I can use them for any Elias fanart I do. If I need a reference for an expression, I just do it myself.

When I did my first art piece, I asked myself "how do I convey this expression on an unsettling, unblinking man?" Then I remembered that 'I' am an unsettling, unblinking man, and my stupid eyes are under utilized.

Where did Lawrence's tie go?

In all of the flashbacks he's wearing a tie, he's still wearing it when he was kidnapped.

But, obviously he isn't wearing it when he wakes up in the bathroom

So John or Amanda must've stolen his tie

Does the Spiral fandom just use Chris Rock's real age as Ezekiel's age?

Are we all just saying that William and Ezekiel have a 30 year age gap???

Because that's what I've been seeing

IT GOT WORSE

WHAT IS THIS