[Post-canon AU?]

The white day event is great because it shows the insane contrast between the purgatory hall crew & the house of lamentation crew

At purgatory hall they're having a nice normal time baking sweets together. The only danger they face is solomon in the kitchen but they've managed to convince him to be just the taste tester. It's quiet. It's peaceful. Things are good.

Cut to the HoL set and they're freezing their balls off in the middle of a blizard that none of them dressed for. Belphie wants to take a nap and Levi's like "hey you'll fucking d i e" lucifer's solution to stop belphie & mc dying, after they both decide to lay down and let the cold consume them, is to kill them himself by electrocuting them. Levi's nose keeps getting bitten by a gay plant. Asmo pulls out the Evil Queen from Snow White's line and a plant throws up on him. Beel tries to eat a random book he found on the ground in the middle of a forest.

Same energy...

On today's episode of Greek History:

Man digs up random graves on obscure islands until he finds a suitable one to loudly proclaim as Theseus

The Adorable Spider-Nyan

YES

THE WITCH IS DEAD

(Technically the witch is only harmed in the panel but I refuse to believe that anybody would stop the van)

WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK

I personally was too busy looking at the :D on glazed donutzai to notice choco sprinkle looking right at me

one dozen donutzai please

It's been so long since I've been in the Hetalia fandom but I'm not mad that this will probably bring me back for the next hour or so

Been binging a lot of Buzzfeed Unsolved recently, and I couldn't stop thinking of Russia and America as the Ghoul Boys. 👻

Playing pokemon today and had a nice little picnic and I left it running for 5 minutes when I went to pee, and I came back to 6 fucking eggs in my basket. This is my party.

They are all male except my goddamn houndoom. I have 6 houndour eggs from when I looked away for a couple of minutes, and as someone with no idea about egg groups I have no idea who the father is.

Slut Shame Her.