Rats Are Friends, Not Food. I’m Looking At You, Corvo

Always wanted to put one of those on my blog~🎶

I don’t know whether it fills me with laughter or pain that a cube got a name but Five didn’t

The Tumblr Trauma

I-is that….

Oh yeah, she is. Know who else is inside you? Xion, Roxas, Ventus, the Beetles, the cast of Friends, a five dollar foot long and the last thiRTEEN YEARS OF MY LIFE.

That's actually would be a great deconstruction of the trope.

And it will be soooo hilarious & dramatic!

Like, why they always go for a teenager? Because they are already old enough but still can be changed and formed into what the world needs them to be. That's the main idea. When you discover being the chosen one, The only one who can do it, you have to change your life, sometimes completely, sometimes change yourself too. And fast. For the Greater Good, yada, yada.

And now imagine some 40-50 yo have to do the same. So much drama and midlife crisis potential.

As I said

Hilarious

the haiku bot is my only mutual. I love the haiku bot

Well, speaking from my experience if in doubt of following then don't.

If it's relevant to the tumblr society then you will always know what's going on regardless of your personal likes and dislikes. We are a single being in that regard and there is no escape.

If it's relevant to you specifically then you can wait and see if it will come back to your dashboard again through other users who you already firmly decided to follow and what it will bring to you.

And of course there is the number of blogs you follow to consider. Is there a chance you will ever see their posts on your dash? Cause there's no hope for mine, okay. Today is a SW spam day apparently and yesterday were knitting spam day and sometime in the past month i survived weirdnessisgood milk spam for 2 days in a row. There was nothing except milk in the worst ways possible you have to understand. Turns out there is so many disturbing milk drinking images on the internet. I'm lactose intolerant. That was hell.

Anyway, the point is you can follow and never see them again. Which is absolutely fine. You can still follow someone passive aggressively and never see or interact with their posts.

Or you can follow and see what will be posted. If it's good stay, if it's bad unfollow, if it's nothing forget and find out you did so in a year and be hit by nostalgia of 5th of November 2022 the Second Grand Destiel Putin US Election day when some Ryan Reynolds joined us. Decide to still follow passive-aggressively and silently demand posts.

So. To follow or not to follow?

Any option is great.

my thoughts on the Ryan Reynolds account is that no one should follow him so he earns his follows by posting his deranged thoughts, quotes, gifs, fandom incorrect quotes, or never blocking the bots like everyone else in here.

one of my favorite tropes is when a character is talking in the foreground and something happens in the background that directly contradicts what they’re saying

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