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the main difference is region. unless you live in a zoo or florida, you won't encounter them in the same place. google what's found in your region, and then do nothing because they'll both kill and eat you as soon as they get the chance.

This one got me good 🤣

"the magnus archives sounds cool! what are the content warnings?"

blep :þ

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

chidí naaʼnaʼí beeʼeldǫǫh bikááʼ dah naaznilígíí

can we melt into eachother and dissolve bro

funny how theres no bad ones

🖤 if you want me dead

ANONYMOUS PDA MEME

💖: i have a romantic crush on you!

💜: i want to make sure you’re happy

💙: i have a friend crush on you!

💚: im a little jealous of you

💛: i just think you’re cute!

💘: i wouldnt say no to a platonic marriage

👀: im too shy to talk to you

💗: i want to give you a hug!

💋: i want to kiss you!

💪: id fight someone if they talked shit about you

🔊: im really glad i started following you!

💬: we should talk more!

💭: i think about you a lot

👏: everything you say is great wtf…

🎧: you have excellent music taste!

👑: your blog aesthetic is lovely!

🚨: you intimidate me

I got the CEO (branchiura)

a wizard is going to turn you into a random animal! whether you like it or not! how nice of them! spin the wheel to find out which class your new species belongs to (and then probably do a google).