Consider This A Headcanon But "Hooray For Boobies" Gave Me That Trevor Vibes

bushman

I don't know how I went from hating him to making fanarts and buying cosmetics exclusively for him. I don't even play sniper that much

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Chat I think they’re lesbians

Yeah I only wait christmas time so people will rewatch Home Alone and maybe someone will notice Harry and Marv and think "damn this two bitches are gay!" and then write a fanfic or smth like that

Ideal male body

This is Soldier's body type btw. None of that dehydrated looking, skin clinging, vascular veins ass movie star body shit

Post work out he would look a lot more defined but cmon.... he's not a twink, he's not toned and roided out ... he's a beefy jock with lower back, upper back, and shoulder muscles made of steel and buttocks muscles that could crack and fry an egg

Like, this is the maximum amount of flexing muscle that his body would display...

People forget so often that muscle looks different depending on if it's actually being flexed or not, like, nobody has the abs of superman 24/7 especially with a beefier core. And especially aging men who stop working out as much as they used to, like a Soldier post-canon, he would gain weight

His arms would be big and muscular though no doubts about that

I looked up mafia 2 hashtag on tumblr and I can see ppl praising Vito and Henry but what about Joe?😦

Isn't he like the sexiest of them three??

This is how I feel after going on the internet and seeing works of real artists and realising I'll never become half as good as they are

Hey, don't cry. Your boyfriends are here to beat your problems away, okay? 🥺👉👈

🗣🦅🔥🇺🇲💯

Heh. Women

They forgot to shave