Yeah I'm Awkward Too.

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They are 100% realistic if you write them as what they are. The other day my cat tried to eat my hair. He's also a kitten, so he hasn't had his full chance to express his dumbness. But I love him anyway. I adore him he's adorable.

Spider-Cat. Such a good line I don't know why.

Rule of thumb for writing cats; the less realistic you write a cat, the more realistic it is

Cats do not operate on levels of realism

Redesigns of a few characters, and a few characters I am now showing. Technically, Roxanne is a redesign because I changed what she looks like but I hadn't officially made her on Gacha Life 2(till now) since I had gotten my new phone. She used to have brown hair and brown eyes. Now she has red hair and brown eyes.

And not any less of an asshole than before.

Anyways.

Destiny 'Dez' Fischer(daughter of Dionysus, twin sister of Dexter)- the one with the strip of red hair and holding a sword.

Dexter Fischer(son of Dionysus, twin brother to Dez)- the one with black and purple hair.

Dante Fischer(son of Zeus, half-brother to Dez and Dexter)- red hair and blue eyes.

Young Roxanne(3yrs)- red hair and brown eyes, before she got her wings cut off by her parents.

Roxanne Fischer(adult)- red hair and brown eyes, looks not happy.

Does Dez look too much like a boy?

I mean I have eaten alot of chicken nuggets in my time...

Relatable af. This is probably a bit different, but i occasionally email my teacher about questions or venting(he said that's allowed) and doesn't bother replying and ends talking to me about it in my fifth hour when I have him. Like, come on! You could at least say, 'we will talk about this fifth hour' or something! Let me have peace of mind! I'll just constantly worry when I need a reply. Just ugh man..

id prefer a “I’m busy rn but I’ll text you later” rather than 8 hours with no text back wondering wya

... what the fuck is this???

Quiet on set please. Tubi Cowboy is manifesting.

Children of Dionysus have sharp teeth. Either Alastor or Charlie type teeth. Dez and her twin brother have these and black wings. Their mother, Roxanne, is a child of Thanatos. Since he's a minor god, monsters are less attracted to her, so she never knew, but the black wings were in her genes. Roxanne did not have them, though.

They also have horns, pointy ears, and grapevines that randomly grown in their hair and around their body when they feel an extreme emotion they can't handle very well. Yeah, they're good actors, but it's chaos when they get extremely happy or mad. Or express any emotion that deeply affects them. And maybe strawberry vines. They pull a Charlie Morningstar when they're mad; horns grow, eyes light up in anger, wings grow in size. They hide most of their traits if possible. They can hide their wings, but it takes up too much energy to do that. The only times they need to is when they're leaving camp, the likely chance they'll need their powers. Hiding their wings doesn't take up too much energy, but if they use their powers while hiding wings, it drains twice as fast. They don't hide em' at camp. They don't leave camp much, so they don't worry about it too bad. Until they have to leave. They choose not to hide them, and cover em' up with a jacket or something and hope no mortal notices. They are definitely obsessed with Maximum Ride and hawks.

Their cabin marvel person is Wolverine. They claim Deadpool, but Apollo cabin and the rest of the cabins agreed that Deadpool is off limits but, much like their father, they're not a stickler for rules and off-limits things. Like certain nymphs... and Deadpool.

My parents are the same way. I watch YouTube shorts all the time

dont bully me for being a YouTube shorts kid, my parents are just very strict about social media

Undecayedflesh(that actually sounds really cool)

Also my other tumblr thing, cat-lover.

Dog-hater ig?

@weirdosunite55656

Thought it was Cat-Lover.

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Reblog and write the opposite of your URL

openfacedsandwiches → closedtoeburritos

'Bluestar!' Fireheart mewed, padding over toward her den.

'Yes, Fireheart?' Bluestar replied. She was curled up on her moss bed.

'I found the scent of ShadowClan on our territory!' Fireheart replied.

Bluestar growled, standing, her blue-gray fur bristling. 'They are probably stealing prey! If you see any of the other Clans on our territory, you inform me immediately.' Bluestar hissed.

'Yes, Bluestar,' Fireheart mewed.

'Now, go-' Bluestar stopped as a loud whistling noise sounded through the air. 'I guess it's time to go home.'

'Yeah. See you tomorrow, Sky!' Firestar meowed. Sky gave him a nod as she exited her den.

Firestar padded away, leaving the territory alongside all the other kittypets.

'Heya, Rusty,' Sandstorm, who's kittypet name is Sandy, walked over to Rusty.

'Ah, remember we are sworn enemies, you should be hanging out with Dustpelt,' Rusty laughed.

'You take this game so seriously,' Sandy headbutted him.

'I was just joking!' Rusty batted her away with his paw.

'Ready to go back to our twolegs?' Sandy asked.

'Yeah. The food out here is way better than the kittypet food we eat at home, though.' Rusty replied dryly.

'Yeah, I get that.'

Sandy and Rusty ran through the forest back toward their home. Sandy lived a few nests away from Rusty.

Graystripe, known as Fluffy, bounded up behind Rusty.

Fluffy lived at the nest beside Rusty's. It was cool, because they became best friends.

Rusty's other neighbor, Smudge, was too scared to go into the forest. Shame, because we could give him a good warrior name! Perhaps

Authors Note

Unfinished WIP ig.