Guess Who's Going To See "Legally Blonde The Musical" Today? 🥳

Bill: "Yo. I've been talking to Ford for a couple of weeks, and I think I'm ready to ask him out."

Fiddleford: "I mean, yeah, that's cool that you wanna go out with him, but I heard that he only likes guys with blonde hair, like—"

*He blinks and all of a sudden Bill is a guy with extremely blonde hair*

Fiddleford: "..."

Fiddleford: "Bro..."

Bill: "I'm — I'm just chilling."

Fiddleford: "Bill, how are you gonna change your entire self...for a guy, bro—"

Bill: "Bro..."

*Bill taps the southern man on the shoulder and points into the distance where Stan is walking up next to Ford*

Bill: "He has a twin...brother."

*Fiddleford now has hair so blonde and bright that it's capable of blinding the eyes of passerby*

...

Fiddleford: "See, that's a different story."

Bill: "That's what I'm trying to say!"

I accidentally posted my unfinished final draft of the first chapter of my fanfic 😭💀I changed it to a private post and am going to have to continue editing it this way now. I don't know how that happened. I had it listed as a draft. Better than accidentally deleting it, I guess

The Axolotl: "Now, there'll be no more interruptions, distractions, or side plots. Bill Cipher, is there anything further you'd like to say to the Court?"

*A piano, which was notably not there beforehand, is present with Bill sitting on its bench. He flexes his fingers before drifting them towards the white-and-black keys, playing the opening notes of a tune. He then turns to face the great amphibian expectantly*

The Axolotl: "Not in the form of a song."

*Bill's eye twitches in annoyance for a moment and he closes it to gain composure before opening it back up*

Bill: "I'm innocent."

The Axolotl: "Very well."

*They move to face the jury, opening their mouth for a second to speak before being immediately interrupted by a certain triangle continuing his statement while playing a melody on the piano*

Bill: "I'm so incredibly innocent that the word 'innocent ' should be written on my face. The 'i' would stand for 'I'm innocent.' The 'n' would stand for 'nothing wrong,' which is what I've done. The 'a' would stand for—"

Ford: "That's not how you spell 'innocent.'"

Bill: "I'm sure spelling doesn't count."

The Axolotl: "Spelling counts."

*Bill's eye scrunches in annoyance at the frilled god and he does his best to side-eye them with his singular eye before placing focus back on his piano*

Bill: "Well, then 'innocent' should be spelled 'B-I-L-L' because that is how I plead!"

*The keys got louder with the pronunciation of each letter and he finished off with a selection of sweet notes, nodding in showmanship*

(Incorrect Quote sourced from the episode "Penultimate Peril: Part 2" of the show "A Series of Unfortunate Events".)

(All credit for the AU and artwork used go to @fazfuri )

—This is an attempt to get the panels in order. Click on the "#stars falls x my clematis" tag on my tumblr blog to find the finished version I reblogged with the rest of the panels included—

Time to start writing on my fanfic for my "Actor Falls" AU! Since, I'm terrible at titles, though, I would appreciate any feedback possible.

Guess we were on the same brain wave then, lol. (I love your art, btw)

Is that the bookmark of '87-

"Girls were falling all over me in school, and not just because I would extend my leg when they walked by. I was a lone wolf, a mysterious stranger, a regular client at the hospital."

-Bill Cipher, probably

(Incorrect Quote sourced from the episode "The Austere Academy" of the TV show "A Series of Unfortunate Events".)

I actually have an hourglass figure with curvy hips, but chances are you would never realize because most of the clothes I wear are slightly on the larger side. I wouldn't call them baggy clothing, but they aren't tight either 🤷‍♀️

reblog and put in the tags a physical feature about yourself that might change your mutuals visual idea of you

Mr. Ford Pines: "Do you believe in god?"

Deity Bill: "No! Stop talking."

Mr. Ford: "Once upon a time, mankind believed in god and had religion."

Deity: *sighs*

Mr. Ford: "They believed that things that cannot be solved by human strength are the will of god; believed that the entire universe revolved around the Earth; thought that the place that connected with the sky, which they could not dare to reach, was the place where the gods lived."

Deity: "That's just ridiculous."

Mr. Ford: "From the moment humanity left the universe, we all forgot god."

...

Mr. Ford: "But if belief in god is human. If all I can do as a human is to believe–"

Deity: "Why are you staring at me? "

Mr. Ford: "My god..."

Deity: "Hey — hey! Wait! "

Mr. Ford: "...My universe."

Deity: "Ah, go away! Ahhhh! "

("Star Falls" AU and artwork featured are created by @fazfuri )

(Incorrect Quote sourced from the Alien Stage Ivan & Till cover of the song "My Clematis".)

!!Check out my reblogged post of the one I made that came after this one, if you want to see the full panels in order!!

Simple Bill: "Does your mommy know that you eat all that stuff?"

Megalomaniac Ford: "Not anymore!"

MM!Ford: "When mom was alive—"

(AU and artwork used created by @orxinus )

(Incorrect Quote sourced from "Heathers the Musical".)