Me whenever Lucifer storms outta Linda’s office with a stupid way to resolve his issues…
Why
Why
WHYYYYYY
😭😭😭
I was sick now I’m sad.
Hello beautiful, wonderful people:
In my class, we had to make a video about something really simple that we understood like the Pythagorean theorem. So the thing is if our YouTube video that we posted gets more than 200 likes we get an extra five points on a really difficult quiz that’s coming up. I will paste the video link below. Please give us a few other likes and share with anybody you know to get us more likes. We really need these grades points. Thank you so much. 
Send this to everybody you know please. It could literally be a great half dead uncle, or your cousin.
I do not care. I really want 200 likes. thank you for listening to my TED talks. i’m very motivational. 
Yes, yes u may.
may i interest you in some loosers
When you stay up until 8:00 am, and you have to leave the hose by 9…
Ah, yes the angry, dangerous spider and his cat bf.
lol wyldfire, the ‘better’ master of fiyaaa
Someone make this actually happen, cuz it’s fucking beautiful.
Anyways crack AU where Ras finds the Teapot of Tyrahn (he just does don't question how, he's him) and he's trying to use Nadakhan to his advantage, but this motherfucker keeps trying to manipulate Ras.
Ras luckily has Extreme mental fortitude and is hyper-focused on his master's plans... but now he also has an annoying Djinn constantly trying to manipulate (and fuck???) him. (Ras is not clear on that one but the constant lack of personal space + Nadakhan's seductive tone and silky voice make him almost certain of it.)
Ras can't just Wish for anything either, he knows Nadakhan is a deceptive asshole, so he's really only keeping Nadakhan around to trick others into wishing for shit and getting trapped. Both Cinder and Jordana have one wish left and Ras forbids them from being within 90 feet of the Teapot.
This is my life rn. Don’t worry tho, I am insane.
Jumping on the evil arin with another theory
He does not actually join Ras, but the offer is tempting. Maybe he even actually considers and to the others it looks like he actually takes it, just for him to turn his back on Ras and rejoin his friends. Not as heavy as the other alternatives, with the only angst coming from the time when the others don‘t know he‘s just pretending yet.
Alternatively: He takes Ras‘ offer, learning shatterspin or some other power. But then he uses it to defeat and actually kill Ras. He decides that he is no longer worthy of being on the team and takes off on his own, woth the others and especially Sora looking for him. Maybe Lloyd also has a breakdown, believing that to his fault. Much angstier than the first version anyway.
Just some random alternate ideas for an „evil“ Arin arc, idk
THE FIRST IDEA IS PROBABLY SMTH THE DR WRITERS WOULD ACTUALLY DO TBH..BUT UGHDHDJSJJ THE DEVASTATION EVERYONE ELSE FEELS WHEN ARIN HAD 'TURNED' ON THEM WOULD BE SO WUDHRBEJJRJEKSJJS
AND THE SECOND ONE....WOW....WOW...CRYING DJKFNSMEKWKEJRJWMQ
HIM TURNING ON RAS, BUT THEN LEAVING THE TEAM AND TAKING OFF ON HIS OWN, UGJSNNRKEMRNDJJA DUDE....DUDE....UGHHSHWJWJDBNA I AM GOING INSANE DUDE BRSHDHDJJEMMW