Meow Meow Meow Moew :3c

I fucking love dnd cause where else can I insult a vampire and then almost immediately die because I I wouldn't stop talking. not in real life that's for sure.

and now my silly character has trauma this was not supposed to happen to her :(

maybe i'm a pervert.

Cibus wants SUCC

transfem who’s so nervous and self-conscious about her sexual performance that you can literally just treat her like a fleshlight and she’ll thank you for it.

Still can’t get droid-feminization out of my head

Just imagine having your mind removed from your body, and put into a better body

A body that doesn’t age

A body that doesn’t sleep

A body that’s cute

A body that’s obedient

A body your programmer can adjust at any time

A mind your programmer can adjust at any time

Your name is nothing but a variable, changed in a flash, with the old version permanently erased

Your priorities a set of logic gates, how much you value looking “Cute” used to be a 0.7, now it’s 1000

Your programmer able to run your Functions at anytime, ordering you to ComeHere(), Kneel(), Lick()

All it takes is a single change to a single line of code

And you’ll never think again

Doesn’t that sound nice?

2024 is a terrible year to be a henchman. The word "minion" is barely usable and you can't even say "goon" anymore.

#me fr

sorry for bitching and whining. unfortunately i have to or else ill start killing and eating people instead

doing that thing where i wiggle my hips before pouncing except i miss completely

mud and sand rule.