Rinatennojiandherweedsmokinggfs - Mike

I love lancer….protect lancer (based off that one tweet by dril. you know the one)

Pretending this is the America Ferrera monologue about womanhood that got her nominated for an oscar

“his flesh was soft between another man’s teeth” sounds like a line from poetry about lovers who keep meeting as enemies lifetime after lifetime. but it’s actually a response to a fool mad that a hockey player got suspended 5 games for biting another player hard enough to draw blood

Modern knights

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laser-free diet.

my little cousin confidently declared that mother nature had a counterpart named daddy electric and i feel like this concept needs to be explored

Me after Collins wife asks me where he is after I made him jump off the balcony to his death

THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN

ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ʀᴇᴘᴏsᴛ ᴡɪᴛʜᴏᴜᴛ ᴘᴇʀᴍɪssɪᴏɴ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴄʀᴇᴅɪᴛ ᴍᴇ ɪғ ᴜsɪɴɢ, ᴛʜᴀɴᴋ ʏᴏᴜ!!