listen im not much of an artist let alone a comic artist but here is my hand at this one specific scene from this dp x dc fic i was reading
L -> R
i screwed up a bit on the right side with the panels so i kinda put a letter in them so u understood in what order to read them, hope it makes sense
fic: change in management by voidwriting
i apologize for my handwriting so here's a quick typed out version
superman: young lady-
sam: sam. its sam. and before you say "oh, no! you can't do this! it's too dangerous for a little girl like you!" hear me out
superman: uh.. okay? what's your pitch?
sam: i'm doing this whether you help or not, regardless of your approval. you are not my dad and it wouldn't matter if you were because i don't listen to him, either
superman, sighing: this is the robins all over again
[moments later]
bill, a goon: FUCK why are you here? *points at superman* this isn't your turf! *points at sam* and why does she have a fucking mace made of kryptonite?!
sam: oh this isn't kryptonite. i'm not interested in carrying harmful material on my person
bill: you are literally holding a fucking spiked mace! and if it isn't kryptonite, what the fuck is it then? it's green and glowing like a fucking lightbulb!
sam: it's nunya
bill: ?? nuny-
sam: none ya' business
bill: *takes deep breath*, *brings out chair* *sits* *head in hands* this is the robins all over again
superman: it really is...
behind every hot girl is a tbr of 100+ books
Ryan Gosling for GQ
Jurassic World and other media things: Have their raptors have ridiculously wiggly tails
Actual raptor tails:
the tail is so stiff the tendons became bones
sometimes i think about gay people who lived centuries ago who thought they were all alone who imagined a world where they could live openly as themselves who met in secret spoke in code defied everything and everyone just to exist and i’m like..i gotta sit down. whew i gotta sit down
stop making fun of bad people for being fat or having small dicks or being socially awkward or whatever else you seem to think is a fair target. none of that shit has anything to do with why theyre bad. i don’t care if a nazi has a stutter or a terf has thinning hair or whatever. at best youre missing the point, at worst your comments are gonna hurt vulnerable people more than they will ever affect the shitty person you’re mocking. why are you so attached to these bullshit standards anyway?
steven universe 🫱🏻🫲🏼 monkey d. luffy
beating up baddies in sandals
This video somehow pinpoints my exact sense of humor
hitoshi shinsou: u dont get it! people dont look down at u because ur so powerful while im just- im just a villain! my quirk is a villain's one so to everyone i MUST be the villain!
nico di angelo, who has been ostracized and prejudiced against countless times simply because of who his godly parent is, putting down his happy meal as he lets the rant sink in: as leo said i should respond to these things, quit and join my emo band
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