The Goonies (1985)

The Mummy Returns (2001)

Smoking: SuckerPunch

Moving on to The Scorpion King flash back. He and his huge army going off to war. I think this is one of the Rock’s first movies 🤔 At least his acting in it seems very… forced. EEEWWWWW he ate the scorpion. I don’t know if I would ever try one. I guess if my life depended on it… him shaking, omg tf? Lolol

Now present day, 1933. This movie came out 3 years after the first one, and yet jumped 10 years 🤣 I mean I guess? Haha.

Maybe smoked a little too much already 🤣 My husband goes “you know if you do that fast enough you can write your name” I found it mostly funny because it was in the middle of me typing so its like, yeah I know I can write my name ☠️ then ooooh.

Like Mother like Son. Freddie Boath just knocks over pillars instead of bookshelves. And his is better because he saves his parents lives instead of just makes a mess 😂

Love getting to see Rachel Weisz fight and not just be a damsel in distress. She’s pretty good. John Hannah hiding in the bathtub is just perfect 🤣

You know. It would be cool to be able to drive a double decker bus at least once in my life. Doubt it will ever happen, but it’d be cool.

Joe Dixon likes a good curse; I agree with Tom Fisher “He ain’t happy without a good curse. This is cursed, that is cursed!”

I love Shaun Parkes flying machine. Its like a ship blimp. Very cool

Imagine. You’re so focused on your son’s clothing item instead of discovering his sand castle location, you destroy it with your feet…. Ooops 🤣☠️

And in this movie, instead of a sand wall trick, we have a water wall trick. I wonder how all those fish must have felt. Just swimming around and then all the sudden you are a part of this guy’s face 😂

The 2001 animation. Omg. I forget how terrible it is till you see the rock morphed with a scorpion 🤣

No to get the hell out of dodge before you get sucked up into the pyramid too!

I got so distracted, even with kitties.

I’m sure the Dragon Emperor will be better lol. I hope.

Till next episode! Toke on 😊

-RRR

The Whole Nine Yards (2000)

Smoking: Splatter

In honor of the passing of Matthew Perry recently I decided to do one of my favorite movies of his. Of course, I loved him as Chandler on Friends, but this movie holds a special place in my heart.

I forget how gross the opening is. MP plays a dentist and so it opens with him brushing his teeth. So you see like his tongue and stuff. He also breaks the fourth wall a little bit. His wife and mother-in-law live his him and they are quite terrible.

I think this movie is the reason I hate anything to do with teeth. I could definitely never be a dentist or a dental assistant. NOOOOOO THANKS!

Bruce Willis, a contract killer, with an anger problem 🤏🏼 just becomes his new neighbor.

I also act a lot like MP when I’m nervous. I NEVER shut up! And very jumpy

Rosanna Arquette, his wife, who I only just now realized is sister to David Arquette. Now trying to get MP to kill BW for the money. Oh boy. Amanda Peet, plays his receptionist, formally hired to kill MP, but really is like his best friend now and only have his best interest. Wants him to go get laid while he’s in New York.

Enter arguably my favorite character Frankie Figs, played by Michael Clarke Duncan. He keeps punching MP in the kidneys. He works for Kevin Pollak’s character who is looking for BW. Yanni Gogolak, such a funny last name, Gogolak 🤣  He starts moving closer to MP and he tries to back away but bounces off of MCD very funny.

We have Natasha Henstridge playing BW’s wife in the movie. Perfect example of beauty and hard ass. Definitely makes sense why BW’s character was attracted to her.

Got a little munchy so I got my Pop Rock Candy Pocky, its sooo cool and fun to eat lol. Anyway, I paused the movie and I’m already over 300 words in and only 34mins into the movie 🤦🏼‍♀️ because the pop rocks are covered in chocolate most of the popping happens in the back of your throat. It feels funny lolol

Yet again, MP tries to get away from someone in front of him and bounces off of MCD instead 😂

Totally got distracted. Happens a lot lol

Don’t want to give away too much of the movie at the part I’m at now. So I’ll just leave the review here. Not like it isn’t long enough from just the first 30 minutes of the movie 😂☠️

Toke on

-RRR

French Kiss (1995)

Smoking: Horus

So, this is my all-time favorite movie. It is something I watched many many times with my family. 3 Generations would sit around together watching it. When my nana came to town it was a MUST to watch before she went back home from visiting.

It starts with Kate, Meg Ryan, on a plan and she is having a panic attack. Turns out she is trying to get over her fears of flying to go with her Fiancé to go to Paris.

Since this is such a chick flick I’m watching it with my roommate, she’s never seen it before. So, this will be fun!! Back to the movie.

So, the Fiancé, Timothy Hutton, goes to Paris without Meg, because of course it is for work so he still has to go. Well, he falls in love with a French woman named Juliette. Played by Suzan Anbeh. In order for Meg to get back Charlie so she decides to fly there to win him back. Where she meets Luc Tessier played by the first love of my life 😍 Kevin Kline 😍. He is able to get her to not even think about the take-off and they are in the air before she knows it!

They land and Luc has put something in Kate’s bag because he knew that she wouldn’t get stopped. Well in the process of Luc getting asked to show his things he runs in to his friend Inspector Jean-Paul Cardon, played by Jean Reno. The inspector takes him in his car and inspects his stuff instead. He loses track of Kate as she heads to the hotel where her Fiancé is staying.

Now I love this movie so much. I have a tattoo of the Eiffel Tower and in blue a quote from the movie in French. Translates to “All men are bastards.”

I’ve skipped over some parts, eh its okay you’ll watch it…maybe hahahah. This part coming up Kate goes back to the hotel where Charlie was staying. And starts to make a scene in front of the Concierge. She like attacks the bell and when she tries to do it a second time, he grabs it like nooooo!!! 😂

Luc goes to find Kate because she has his necklace. He finds her at the train station where she is heading to Cannes to go after Charlie. I love how he is trying to convince her that he is sorry and then has to part from her because he sees the cops that he knows are looking for him and starts to run in the middle of his apology. Enter this funny chase seen between Luc and the Inspector. Just to end up sitting right next to Kate finishing his apology 😂

Well on the train ride, Kate has a fun time eating cheese. Then it turns on her and they had to get off the train and wait for the next one to come through. My next favorite line “My ass is twitching. You people make my ass twitch.”

Now Luc is trying to help Kate get Charlie back. They make it to the hotel where they will be staying, of course it is where Charlie and Juliette are staying at too. Well Kate is trying to spy on them and runs into the dessert tray and it’s just a HUGE mess! 😂

After the first interaction with Charlie, Kate runs into the Inspector who tells her that they need the necklace or Luc would go to jail because they already know that he has it.

I’ll leave the rest to you watching it. It’s your typical 90’s Meg Ryan RomCom😊

-RRR

New post coming next week!

Sorry for the long time in between 🫠

Stay tuned 😁

-RRR

The Mummy (1999)

Smoking: SuckerPunch

Another favorite! Expect to see the trilogy appearing in the next episodes of Reefer – Reelz – N – Reviews! Something else that I know practically word for word

Open with a MAJOR flash back. We have the wonderful Arnold Vosloo who’s forbidden love with Patricia Velasquez. Leaving them to, do what they usually do, try to raise them from the dead so they can be together. Typically Mummy stuff 😂

How much would that suck... to be eaten AND buried alive? Like no thanks!

Then, the beautiful, the rugged, the omg I wanna ride his face, Brendan Fraser enters a war zone. The year 1923. Don’t forget about the also, wanna ride him, Oded Fehr 🤤 this cast man… panty droppers. All of ‘em.

Then we have my previous life, the ever-clumsy Evelyn Carnahan. Played by the gorgeous Rachel Weisz. I couldn’t imagine having to fix all of those book shelves. Like that just sounds like the biggest pain in the butt. “A bit of a mess in the library,” my ass.

BF is such a great actor. The way you can see him realize who Jonathan is before he punches him. I should do a few more of his movies on here. I really like Monkey Bone, what a trip.

Who uses the word “Flimflam” ☠️ flimflam 😂 I feel like I should use it more.

Omid Djalili shouldn’t have gone off on his own. One of the movie laws, never go off alone. Doesn’t help that he’s greedy. Deserves his fate. Stinking bugs!

I know I said that I was Evy in a past life, when JH hits that rock and the sarcophagus falls from the ceiling. That, is something that would happen to me 😂 “Either he’s someone of great importance, or he did something very naughty.”

Of course, BF has to get all extra with some dynamite. I mean it works, but so extra.

I feel bad for the guys who took the jars. I mean that’s one hell of a way to go. Get sucked into AV to help him regenerate doesn’t seem like a way I’d want to go…

🤔 Maybe the reason I have so many cats is because I wanna be safe from the mummy 🤣

I love how JH can get the crazed mob back into a calm mob chanting Imhotep so he doesn’t get attacked when he goes to get the car. RW just pokes a guy in his eye to get him off the car 😂

“I love the whole sand wall trick. Beautiful. Bastard.” I have to say that even though Kevin J O’Connor flips into working for the bad guy, he cracks me up the most. “Think of my children.” BF – you don’t have any Children.” “Some day I might.” I mean gold!

Time for Spicy Garlic Pickles 🤤 and some shrimp chips!

You know… a lot of people burned in this movie. Like full body.

I love how they just happen to get the camels that KO puts his treasure on. Like of course that happened. Movie logic right. He deserved how he died, just saying.

Well, that’s it for this episode. Toke on.

-RRR

Scream 3 (2000)

Smoking: Splatter

This is the 3rd movie in the franchise and they are making the 3rd movie “Stab” during it.

Something that I guess I wouldn’t have thought of. The Voice is the same (at least in the first 3 movies) played by Roger Jackson.

I will say unlike the first 2 movies this movie doesn’t have as famous of a person dying. I’ve never seen Kelly Rutherford in anything else. At least that I know of. Maybe to others she is, I just looked at her list and she was on a show called Melrose Place. I’ve heard of it, but never seen it. She was also in the original Gossip Girl. Which I’ve seen but I don’t recognize her 🤣

I wanna know what Neve Campbell does to afford a house that nice in the middle of no where with all the security that she has. I don’t see how a Women’s Crisis Center would pay for that. I guess in the 2000’s it was a bit cheaper because it totally isn’t now. Especially in California.

Courtney Cox’s bangs… she let a 4-year-old do her hair? Looks awful, just like that meme about it 😂

We’ve got Kenny from the Cosby Show! Welcome Deon Richmond to your death 🤣 well I’m pretty sure he does lol. We will find out for sure in a little bit.

Tell me how I forgot that Jay and Silent Bob are in this!?! My favorite stoners! “Who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts!” 🎶🎶

Why is the ghost face make that is huge and hanging a lime green color? It’s supposed to be white…

Jenny McCarthy-Wahlberg drops an award on the floor and breaks the head off. I laughed so hard 😂 foreshadowing? You’re literally on a movie lot and she’s trying to use knives to attack the killer, then she is surprised they’re fake. Like come on JMW.

Hmmm David Arquette’s bad arm switched… In the second movie it was his right arm… now it’s his left.

Love that Patrick Warburton is in this! Kronk is THE BEST! He’s a bit of a jerk, but I mean he’s a security guard for famous people, so I’m sure he’s a bit jaded. Hehehehe he steals the larger change from DA. Takes a frying pan to the head and a knife to the back. Still walks around and then dies in front of everyone.

Tells you how old this movie is, Parker Posey has a fax machine in her house 🤣

The eternally beautiful Carrier Fisher, even in the movie she talks about Princess Leia. Though she is stating that she didn’t get the part, but you know she did 😂 made a joke about sleeping with George Lucas, wonder how much basis there is for that? I know that he convinced her that in space there wouldn’t be a need for bras. So, who knows, maybe it is true 🤔

If this is about Stab 3, then why is the set up almost like exactly as the deaths in the first one? You had blood on the doggy door in the garage door for Rose McGowan’s death…

NC is carrying around pepper spray… if the killer is wearing a mask then how would it penetrate? Though I guess if it is some kind of soft cloth with holes it would make sense it would go through. But IDK seems suspicious to me.

Patrick Dempsey is really good at playing creepy and suspicious. I’ve heard that really, he’s a dickhead. Which I could totally see that. He kind of gives off dickhead vibes.

Snack time! Apple Pie, with whip cream and chocolate sauce 🤤

DR gets stabbed in the stomach and tires to run away. Nice little flip on the rug. Then over the balcony to die when he hits the ground. At least his wasn’t like a super easy death, right? He had a semi fighting chance.

So out of all the times through out the series that the killer gets knocked out this movie is my favorite. He is laying at the bottom of the stairs and as he’s, I guess dreaming, he goes, stab stab around him 🤣

Don’t understand why when PD opens the door, he has the gun come out first. Like what are you going to do? Shoot blindly? Risk hitting RC instead?

Just realized I haven’t even mentioned who the killer is in this. Maybe I will just leave it a “secret” even though I said what I did about the first one 😝 oh well.

🤣 She mentions Stab 3 and then stabs the killer a 3rd time.

Alright, that’s all for this review!

Toke on! 😶‍🌫️

-RRR

The Spy Who Dumped Me (2018)

Smoking: Cones

So, I’ve never seen this movie but I’ve been wanting to watch it so here we are 😊

Opening fight scene, nice. Jusin Theroux he was in Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle (hottie with a Scottish accent 🫠), he’s a good fighter, or fake fighter lol. Screens over to a different part of the world where we meet Mila Kunis.

Kate McKinnon, my favorite person! She’s hilarious and fabulous all rolled in one!

It’s very interesting that MK is awkward with relationships when in everything else she’s like a fox everyone wants.

Roommate made breakfast tacos!! Munch break 🤤

Well shit just got interesting. I’m really liking this movie so far.

KM just coughing and smashing their phones to make sure the bad guys don’t catch them is everything!

For being a comedy definitely some good fight scenes. A man just died via Fondu Cheese. Way to go Sam Heughan.

Then KM and MK try to steal a car but don’t know how to drive a stick 😂 this is why I’m glad that I know how to drive one. Never know if you’re going to have to steal a car in another country ☠️ The cabby they picked up seemed a little too excited to be a part of a car chase... OMFG “I smoked so much meth before…Fear is an illusion.”

“Your target is 2 dumb American women” *looks through gun scope* *sees nothing but dumb American women* ~ internal dialogue “well fuck…this is going to be harder than I thought” ~

I love when KM gets almost a lady boner when she finds out that Gillian Anderson is the boss. She loves she is in power.

Windows is obviously invested in this movie. All over this movie.

MK’s dye cap looks terrible. KM missed A LOT of black hairs. Where as KM’s dye job looks more realistic.

This movie didn’t disappoint. Very good! KM and MK make a very good team ❤️

Don't wanna ruin the ending since this is a relatively newish movie.

Thanks for joining!

Toke on! 😶‍🌫️

-RRR

Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World (2010)

Smoking: Jaaayyysss

So this is another favorite. RomCom with a video game feel 😊 I’m not the biggest fan of Michael Cera, but I do like some of the movies he is in. Scott is in a relationship with a girl name Knives, played by Ellen Wong, and falls in love with another girl named Ramona Flowers played by Mary Elizabeth Winstead. Scott has to battle all of Ramona’s ex’s in order to date her. Collects coins, levels up, acquires skills and objects.

I for one am a fan of the music that is played in the movie. Scott is in a band and I dig their music.

The ever amazing and beautiful Anna Kendrick is in this movie. She plays Scott’s sister, if I’m not mistaken she only shows up in phone calls with Scott. Hmmm, lets watch and find out! Lol! Then Aubrey Plaza, her ever creepy beautiful self, is playing a creepy girl, surprise lol!

Knives and Scott go to an arcade and play this ninja game that is like dance dance revolution games. I wish it was real, or if it is, I wish I lived near it so I could play. It looks like more fun than DDR. But who am I kidding myself, I wouldn’t be able to do those things.

Geeze… Apparently Scott just dates and dates around. I never really realized that before.

He ordered something on amazon and just sits and waits at the door for it to be delivered. We’ve all don’t that lol.

Time for jay 2!

Throughout this whole movie there are different video game type references and I love it! MC was just walking to the bathroom and he had a “Pee Bar” and it was yellow and showing full. Then as he was using it, the bar reduced...

And I was wrong!! AK is at the bar where the battle of the bands is going to be. So not always over the phone.

Now for the first Ex fight. Matthew Patel, played by Satya Bhabha. It’s almost like a version of street fighter. With a story line surrounding 7 Ex-lovers.

One of the Ex-lovers is Chris Evans!

~side note~ I just found a lighter in my jacket pocket. I have no idea why it was in there… but it was.

Back to Chris Evans, he is Ex 2, fight 2!

How funny. I never realized he mentions getting blazed. Guess this was the perfect movie to do my Reefers and Reviews.

Brie Larson plays Scott’s Ex Envy Adams. It was a pretty rough break up. Well for Scott. She ends up coming back into town while everything is going on with Ramona’s exes.

Ex #3 – Todd Ingram, played by Brandon Routh. Who is also dating Envy. He’s super because he is a vegan apparently lol. Says that being vegan makes you better than most people.

Ex #4 – Roxy Richter, played by Mae Whitman. “I’m a little bi-furious!” She’s this like ball of furry and I think she looks so adorable with her pigtails and goth look!

Ex #5 and #6 – The Katayanagi Twins, played by Keita Saitou and Shôta Saitô. Final part of the battle of the bands and Scott’s last battle before he has to face the most recent and evil Ex Gideon. The battle with the twins is my favorite. The music takes on different forms of creatures and they fight that way. Very trippy and cool looking.

Now big Numero 7! Gideon Graves, played by Jason Schwartzman. The last battle. Mano y Mano.

Not gonna lie, Gideon is a douche. But Scott kind of is too…

I love a movie with a katana. Kill Bill should be on my list to review. Love Uma Therman in that.

Once again, trying not to ruin the movie or certain parts. That is it for now!

Thanks for stopping by ❤

-RRR

Spice World (1997)

Smoking: Jaaayyyssss

Spice Girls is something that I grew up with. I may have only been 5 when the movie came out, but If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends. What more can I say? And what girl doesn’t like a girl power movie sing-a-long.

Growing up Baby Spice, Emma Bunton, was my favorite, now I’m much more partial to Scary Spice, Mel B. Probably my favorite part about this movie is that it is a movie, about a documentary, and also another movie. And probably the most unrealistic thing about this movie is how much space they have on their personal double decker bus.

They really are all different not just like their names but their personalities. But they are all so close even with their friends outside of their group.

Seeing Baby Spice with those huge platform shoes on takes me back lol! And makes me wonder how short she really is.

Ummm. There was literally a thunderstorm in the evil newspaper guys office. Like wtf? Lolol. Not something I’ve noticed before, and watching it stoned I was like, “Wait what?” hahaha.

Posh Spice, Victoria Beckham, has a mini runway on her side of the bus…and its not like it runs into the other side of the bus.. Mel B while looking at the fish tank on the bus, “There’s the ugly one that reminds me of my ex-boyfriend Stephen,” I’m crying hahaha!

I love getting to watch the part where they perform, I’m the Leader of the Gang and the guys first come out in those white short shorts, and the compromise ends up being this purple jump suit with their butts hanging out. I mean, it was either that or basically looking at their peeps hanging full on in your face basically.

Next, we have aliens. They literally get to meet fans from outterspace. What? Interstellar perverts. Who want tickets to their show. And get an autograph. And Ginger Spice, Geri Horner, gives one of them a kiss. I mean cute but kind of gross lol.

Wonder if you ever recognized that Meat Loaf was in the movie too. He was the bus driver. Even says his family “I won’t do that,” phrase in the movie.

I like getting to watch the movie guys pitching ideas to their manager. The Spice Force 5 I think is the closest one. Freaking Mel B was the explosives expert and she does the lever for the bomb and you see these buildings collapse and she stands up and goes, “Oh no!” This is why she is my favorite now haha! She cracks me up!

You know this whole time, up until doing this review. I thought that the manager in this movie was played by Steve Valentine, but really its Richard E. Grant… in my defense it’s the side burns okay.. my bad 😝

I never really understood why they took their pregnant friend who is literally over due to have her baby to a club. Like I feel that wasn’t smart at all. But gotta make the movie more dramatic, right? And then the movie runs into the movie pitchers ideas. Like is it what’s supposed to happen, or is it just the pitch? Hmmm. Then it gets ridiculous... Why would they be on top of the bus?

The chief has the cutest little pig in the movie. It’s like he’s a villain with a cat, but it’s a pig. He ends up feeding it milk at one point. It was really cute.

I love the ending where it’s like we are behind the scenes to them filling the movie, and then they break the 4th wall talking to the people in the theater and at home. Last line, “what happened to the bomb on the bus?!”

I will always love watching this movie. I still listen to their songs on my spotify actually. And probably always will. 80 years old sitting in the house jamming Spice Up Your Life.

That’s all for now! Till next time.

-RRR

Forgetting Sarah Marshall (2008)

Forgetting Sarah Marshall 2008

Smoking: Half a Jay (I’ve been sick and not smoking so I’m a light weight right now, hahaha)

Surprise surprise. Another one of my favorites. About a guy trying to get over a break up by going on vacation, and then running into his ex with her new boyfriend. I also love that instead of your typical chick flick where it is the girl finding themselves we have Jason Segel.

I’ve always love JS ever since I saw him in How I Met Your Mother. I love that he was able to branch out after the show and get into more things. He definitely makes me laugh! And then you have his lovely Co-Star Kristen Bell. Who plays more of the b!tch, cheats on her man when they’ve been together for 5 ½  years. And not just cheats, but has a whole other relationship. Definitely a roll reversal movie from your typical Girl Power movie! And I think that is why it makes it one of my favorites, that and the ever-gorgeous Mila Kunis is in it. She’s always a plus. Loved her in Black Swan with Natalie Portman!

Anyway….. back to the movie!

KB is coming in to break up with JS and he has just gotten out of the shower. Then PEN!S shot! And sack when he bends over to cry for a moment. Not a part of him that I thought I would ever see. And I must say, CONGRATULATIONS!

Then sits on the fucking leather couch butt ass naked! That must have been so cold! And then he stands up quickly and another d!ck shot. I don’t think I could ever do that on one of those couches. Just imagining it gives me the chills. I’m good. Lol.

Now comes in Bill Hader, Mr. Flint Lockwood himself! Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs is another favorite for my husband and me! We love to watch both of them, the puns are amazing! “There’s a leek in the boat!” Pans to a leek vegetable and they all just start screaming. It cracks me up!!

Once again…. Back to the movie

He is with JS at a bar so that he can try to get over KB. He wants to B his L on somebody’s T’s! He is so heart broken over KB cheating on him that he is just trying to fill the void. Now I’m wondering why there was no proposal or anything? But later on, we find out that she was trying to make him happy and it was like he didn’t want to be for some reason. So maybe it is because he didn’t want to be happy that he never proposed. Hmmmmm

JS has series of sex scenes next with different woman and how they all have sex differently and one girl just keeps saying Hi over and over again. He had to ask her to stop. Hahaha. Then she says you can gag me, and by the end of the exchange she is saying do you want to gag me and he says, “Kind of, now.” Hahahahaha.

And his first day back at work. Where he does music for the show that KB is on. He just had to break up with her and then she has to keep seeing her large in front of him. Then he destroys the screen with a music stand. Like wondering, is he drunk still? Maybe extra hung over? It’s so sad but hilarious.

BH defending his wife is the cutest thing, even when he’s saying “I have no qualms with sticking you!” Now JS is talking about how everything reminds him of KB. And BH brings up going on vacation and you have JS deciding to go to Hawaii. I really want to go there one day. It looks so beautiful.

Here is the beautiful MK. If you can’t tell I totally have a crush on her lol! She’s just so pretty!

Time to munch…

I love when JS calls BH and BH is trying to convince him to go back to his room and not follow KB. And you just hear BH yelling over the phone, “Go to the room Pete! Go back to your room! Peter!” Probably one of my more favorite BH moments in the movie. To be able to hear him just yelling is soooo funny.

Then we run into Paul Rudd! Antman! Chuck the surfing instructor. He is arguably not the best instructor. Do less, Do less, Do less. My goodness. “The weather outside is weather.” I quote this so often. Guess he would be a stoner. He sure acts like it.

So, we have all of these series of moments where MK and JS are like on a date, starts at a beach party where a fight breaks out and they leave. End up at a bar and MK sets up JS to sing a song from his Dracula Musical that he wants to be done with puppets. And I really wish it was a real thing. Because I would so own it on DVD.

Now we move on to the second date between MK and JS. They go out on a hike and JS totally underestimated how difficult it was going to be. Why you would ever go on a hike with flip flops on is beyond me. I have terrible feet so there is now way I wouldn’t be wearing tennis shoes with some kind of support. And then they jump off of the cliff into the ocean. I don’t know if I would EVER do that. Like that just seems terrifying. I would probably freak out just like JS does and chicken out part of the way down. And then have to make sure I can get out far enough to not hit rocks down below.

Then JS finally is like I’m going to make this wave my b!tch! Accidentally injures KB’s love interest, Russell Brand, and then he gets coral stuck in his leg. Just after JS found out that KB had been sleeping with him for a whole year before she broke up with him. Obviously as anyone would be, poor JS was very hurt to find out this information.

Now the very awkward double date that is about to happen. JS is out with MK and KB with RB. They share a table together and it is super awkward. KB bought a shirt for RB and he is wearing it. He hates it and ends up spilling cranberry juice all over it to make him not have to wear it every again. After he finishes seeing an older man walking by showing that they have the same shirt on. It is a very tense date where the girls made power moves.

One of my favorite parts to quote in this movie is when KB and RB are fighting and she does a fake British accent saying, “Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit.” And I will say it just like she does, tone and everything.

Ugh, what I ate gave me heart burn. Boo.

Then you have KB freshly broken up with RB, and she tries to get JS to sleep with her. He had finally gotten over her by being with MK. Then JS isn’t able to perform and realizes that he is officially over her and doesn’t want anything else to do with her. Leaves before even getting started. Saying that his cock doesn’t want to be around her anymore and that she is the devil. What a big moment for him. He realized that he doesn’t want to still be with this woman who he didn’t realize that they weren’t right for each other.

Then right away he goes to tell MK that he doesn’t want to lie her and then tells her what happens. Having that kind of honesty is amazing. Though some of it didn’t happen. He stated she got naked, but in fact she never did. Talk about continuity error. LOL! I love finding those. Like, that cup had less liquid in it before….

Now heart broken because MK didn’t want to put up with what he did. He goes to the bar where a topless photo of MK is. He rips it off of the wall, gets hit in the face multiple times just to get the picture back for her. Talk about an Act of Love.

Going back home from his vacation, he starts to work full time on his Dracula Musical. He ends up trying to write songs for it and decides to start singing about needing to go see a psychiatrist. He is hurt over MK. Understandable so. He had finally gotten over his ex and was wanting to be with her. Just to have her break his heart. But then he realizes that he needs to take better care of himself and he starts doing amazing things.

He sends MK the invite to his show in the hopes that she will come and see him. After all, she was the one who helped him realize that it was good and that he needed to keep working on it. Boy, does he rock it! I really wish I could see the full production. He has BH play Van Helsing. He gets way into it. It’s kind of nice to see. Because he doesn’t just feel that the musical is good and supporting his step brother. But he really gets into the roll and performs his heart out.

Of course, in the end, MK showed up to the opening and they what seems like get back together. It’s wonderful to see.

That’s it for Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

Thanks for stopping by!

-RRR