Chapters: 1/7 Rating: Mature Relationships: Wednesday Addams/Tyler Galpin, Pugsley Addams & Wednesday

what do you mean this isn't a scene from S2???

yes, I'm back on my meme shit

WEDNESDAY & TYLER + TROPES: coffee shop au (3/?)

So for those who don’t know I started a @stickfigureschallenge (please check the pinned post for details!)... I made these beforehand and literally had so much fun with it, which made me want to create the challenge lol

Anyway I hope you enjoy these Wyler stick figures!!

I'm convinced there's at least one Addams cousin who can't tell if Tyler is Wednesday's boyfriend or just straight up her weirdest addition to the menagerie (he's both, but shh)

I imagine she tells the rest of the family about him, but mostly through letters, and it's so hard to tell by the way she describes him and the situations they get into.

Cousin: Doing anything special this weekend?

Wednesday: not really, most afternoons I'm just in the yard watching Tyler dig new graves with his nails.

Wednesday: I'll probably take him out for a walk later on, he gets really antsy in confined spaces.

Wednesday: Gonna be picking up whatever clothes he leaves behind, it's tedious, but he makes up for it by bringing me a deer he caught with his bare teeth.

Wednesday: At night, he insists on going to bed while watching a movie. But I just scratch his head and behind his ear for a couple minutes till he's out cold, then I just read whatever I want.

Cousin:...is he vaccinated?

Who do you think delivered baked the cake?

Oh wow! Guess is my turn to do one of these huh?

Thanks @anotherbluesunday for the Tag! Hope you like this little excerpt from my W.I.P.

WARNING: description of dead body and wounds/violence

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Carefully, they grabbed the body's left side and began pushing until it smoothly rolled on its stomach.

Or at least that was the plan, for as soon as Wednesday's eyes came upon the dead man's exposed back, she retraced her arms as though she'd been burned. Leaving Pugsley to bear its whole weight, causing the boy to push the body away, which turned with a loud 'smack' resonating across the room.

"Hey, what gives!?" he complained, but Wednesday paid him little attention, refusing to tear her eyes from what lay before her.

It began from his lower back, stretching up to his rhomboid major. There were three, superficial at the start but growing in intensity as they went up, to the point where a trio of puncture holes adorned their end. As though the aggressor had decided to switch tactics midway.

The victim had been hooked on his back and slammed against the ground.

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Well, this was fun!

If you see this, consider yourself pretty much tagged!

✨✨Tag Wars!✨✨

okay, so i’m very sorry to all the people who tagged me and i just didn’t respond. life has been…crazy. yeah, that’s the word i’ll go with. but here i am, back on tumblr posting actual content. yay! ✌🏻

i was tagged by @nouklea, @chaoticstupiddm, and @gardenoblues. thank you!

rules: rules? what rules?? there’s rules?!

this is an excerpt from my upcoming sci-fi wyler romance Star Atlas which will be launching sometime this weekat the start of june so mark your calendars and, when reading it, please let me know if there’s anything you are confused about or don’t understand. the fic is reeeeeally science heavy so yeah, don’t be shy and ask away. 💜

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"What is it...?"

Mouth ajar, Tyler stared at me a moment longer then looked down. Sniffled and sighed a heavy sigh a moment later. "Dad was promoted. He'll be the chief engineer and payload expert for the next five missions to the ISS."

"Isn't...Isn't that good news?" Waiting until he looked up, I was more confused than before. "He's being promoted. Aren't you happy?"

Tyler tossed me a sad lopsided smile. "We're moving Wen. At the end of the summer."

"What...?" I gawked. Moving? Why? "But you're in school here. And there's a Strat-port in Long Beach. Can't he just stay here and--"

"They need him in Houston."

The world swayed. Houston? Houston Houston as in Texas. Why? What was the logic when he could just fly out for his missions and come back to California afterward?

"When did you find out?"

Tyler looked at me--the corner of his lip twitching before he looked down again. "This morning."

"So you're leaving...permanently. Just like that."

"Yeah." He didn't look up. Just stared at the ground then murmured, "I'm sorry Wednesday."

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now to tag my victims! mwuahahahaaa!! i tag @nouklea @chaoticstupiddm @gardenoblues @broken-everlark @how-does-it-feel-to-lose @alexabrier @writingallthetimee @writerrose1998 @insomniac1994 @the--lysine-contingency @iamfandomcrazy @thedesibritton @tastethesetears @deniedmetamorphosis @raven-delamuerte @woefullysomber @wednesdayandherhyde @thecallofthevoidstillsounds @you-can-hufflefuck-right-off @persephoneed @leavesdriftinginthewind @angelicangelx @nessa007 @shadowofthesun123 @sissytobitch10seconds @chinita-inzunza @letihasideas @realisticintentions

congratulations! you’re now a pirate. your seventh most recent emoji is the symbol on your flag. mine is ™️

you know when you read one of the most well written well characterized fics of a character and you’re like “FUCK YES THIS AUTHOR UNDERSTANDS” and then in the notes or in a comment reply they’re like “I hope this wasn’t too ooc I can’t tell 😭” or “I’m glad this wasn’t super ooc I was rlly nervous!” like girl this may as well have been a transcript directly from that character’s head what are you TALKING about

also this isn’t author hate obv I luv you guys I just think it’s funny how this happens a lot. fic writers youre amazing <33

My Fic Thoughts in my head:

My Fic Thoughts when I write it down:

How I sleep, knowing the writers gave us explicit scenes showing that Tyler did not enjoy his interactions with Laurel, and had Wednesday herself give a whole speech about him being manipulated: