Incorrect Wednesday Quotes: 1/? Insp.

Donovan has to play Santa for the Christmas festival

And unfortunately for Wednesday, Tyler volunteers her to be his father's elf

How Wednesday would eventually breakup with Joel and foreshadow Tyler!

First off Joel was Wednesday’s first, a summer camp fling if you will.

They bonded over similar interest and desire to escape camp together.

Pathetic

Devoted

Similar interests

Serial killers

First kiss

Forced to watch Disney movies together

Overthrew evil racist camp counselors

How Tyler similar to Joel

Sought Tyler out

Chose him

Went to dance and peacocked his butt

For her birthday Wednesday wanted to spend time with Tyler and Enid

Helped in her in her investigation

Doesn’t ask Wednesday to change

Hopelessly devoted

How Tyler is different from Joel

Cant be bought

Challenges Wednesday

Is a serial killer

An outcast

Saved her life

Makes her bitter quads

Doesn’t just do as she says

Joel would be Wednesday’s slave, but she doesn’t want that.

I think for season 2, Wednesday and Tyler should explore Tyler-Hyde being independent from her. No longer Laurel’s slave and neither Wednesday’s slay. Instead equal partnership in both love and mayhem.

A lover that talks back

Doesn’t let Wednesday get away with anything

Challenges Wednesday in both murder and as a person

Is hopelessly devoted but has his own mind and independence

True Psychopath’s in love

If Tumblr could please pay attention to the tags I have Blacklisted, that'd be great 👍

Bruh, I do not like the wolf girl ship. Why are you recommending the wolf girl ship?

I mean...

How is our Jenna ?! Do you want to give me hope in a vacuum or how is it ?! I need this house to be where Wednesday hides Tyler and it becomes their place / home !

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So... There's really just interest that the Wyler relationship is on hiatus, instead of the writers having just taken the romantic aspect out of nowhere. Because removing the romance between these two makes no sense. Especially when Jenna said that Tyler was off the mark in terms of romance, the writers corrected it by saying that, yes, Tyler's feelings for Wednesday would continue to be explored. But if they took off their jackets and just took off the romance to please Jenna, they're cowards. I'm sick of these writers who create romances and then try the next season to pretend it never existed. Either Jenna is lying so we don't get spoilers. Or else she's delirious. Everything is possible. Actors have lied before to avoid spoilers, and sometimes other actors, like those on HOTD, make statements about their characters that have nothing to do with what's happening on the show. Like Emma D'arcy saying Daemyra is a grooming relationship... So let's wait and see before we freak out.

Also, what's Jenna's problem with ROMANCE ?! In case she doesn't know, she and others who criticize this aspect of fiction, well it's actually the best and best selling type of story ! People like it ! I'm seriously sick of the fact that today romance is considered almost dirty. That's the limit. A story with romance in it, even if it's not the central subject ?! "Yuck ! How horrifying ! Besides, it's so unmature and unoriginal !" Like... Are you going to get people treated. Already because originality, regardless of the type of story, no longer exists. It is not for nothing that we find similar codes in yet very different stories. Then, if you hate to see romance in fiction so much, to the point that it's not mature for you to represent it, I would like to know how you consider it in reality ? You didn't want to fall in love ?! Love is somewhat the basis of human relationships, whatever the form. And I don't understand why today, representing romantic love in fiction is so critical, even almost shameful, as if it were worth less than other types of relationships on this planet ?! I find that seriously infuriating.

Also, I've never seen anyone complain that romance wasn't something appropriate for Wednesday in the movie "Addams Family Values" or even the musical ! And in both versions, the "romance" is between Wednesday and a normal guy. Here, Wednesday's love interest is literally a monstrous creature ! It's much more interesting than these two previous models that NO ONE has ever criticized ! (At least I never have them be...)

Or is it that they don't care about the character of Wednesday to say that romance is not something made for her... She's a fucking teenager ! Shit ! And before you tell me that romance has nothing to do with the general universe of the addams family... GOMEZ AND MORTICIA ?!

It's a universe that has literally given us one of the most beautiful romances of all time ! Why wouldn't their own daughter have the right to give us another fucking iconic romance ?!

So apparently romance isn't something cut out for Wednesday's character. My question is : Why ? Most of Wednesday's performances are when she's a little girl, so okay from then on. But when she is depicted as being in her early teens or as a teenage girl, romance has already been touched on for this character, in two different mediums, a film and a comedy musical.

And nobody had questioned it saying that it was not something appropriate for the character ! The only things that change with the series is that the romantic interests were human and that Wednesday was not the main character, but one of the main ones, since the subject generally remained the Addams family. But in the show, although Wednesday becomes the main character, romance isn't the main topic either, just one of many topics about her, so why is it so bothersome here ? Romance is a part of life, at least for some people. Especially teenagers. And this idea that Wednesday, in particular, is not a character made for a romance, is in fact totally unfounded and biased by this momentum that today society has absolutely associated strong women with celibacy in fiction. Shit. Women can be strong and in love ! One does not prevent the other ! And to think otherwise is very frightening ! It's actually just as scary as the time when women were only associated with romance ! To do the opposite extreme is just as horrible. Especially since I never see this kind of debate when a guy is the hero and he falls in love, even though that's not the main subject of his story. Strangely, no one will criticize…

Also, another detail, the series is somewhat associated with Tim Burton, the majority of whose works contain romances and or couples...

Enid: let’s say, hypothetically, that I’d accidentally spilled an entire bottle of nail polish on Wednesday’s typewriter. What would you guys do?

Pugsley: tell her

Ajax: pray for you

Eugene: pray for you

Bianca: I don’t care. But if she asked me directly I wouldn’t lie for you.

Xavier: tell her

Tyler: tell her and deliver you to her

Xavier: oh yeah, I’d deliver you to her as well.

Enid: all of you are dead to me except for Ajax and Eugene.

Pugsley, Bianca, Xavier and Tyler: I’m okay with that.

the horrors may be beyond my comprehension but they are not beyond my insatiable lust. come here and kiss me you terrifying abomination.

To this day, this is the best headcanon I've come up with:

Y'all cannot tell me this little troublemaker ain't got an AO3 account

Sorry I'm going to be more normal about him