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why are you so sweet (and hot) and I (74M) was recently hit by a car (2014 Honda) and died. My wife (5F) organized me a funeral (cost $2747) without asking me (74M) at all. I (74M) was unable to make it because I (74M) was dead (17 days). At the funeral I heard my dad (15M) and other family members talking about how they wish I could be there and now I feel bad for not showing up. AITA?

YTA I don't understand why you can't even do the bare minimum of showing up. Men these days are so lazy and incompetent. At least the Honda was an active contributing member of society by putting itself out there. This is why you should date me instead.

letting u know i wasn't able to respond then but this was very important for me when i first saw it cuz i was seriously crashing out. thank u <3333333

thing i saw in a dream

Me too dear 😻😻 I'm (999M) so glad you could own up to your mistakes, now THIS is the kind of man our society needs!

*the skeleton returns* What the fuck??! Stand back honey 😨😨 *the skeleton strikes* NOOOOOO EUGHH *I'm bleeding out profusely. As I lie on the floor, you kneel down next to me in despair. I look into your eyes* Honey... I'm sorry...

*you hold onto my hand gently until my body runs cold*

The funeral. A cold, somber venue, filled with the deafening silence of grieving. An occasional sob can be heard. You stand solemnly. Your wife is there. The car (2014 Honda) is there. Obama is there.

But you know who's not there? ME. They unveil the coffin. The body is missing. The room erupts into chaos.

why are you so sweet (and hot) and I (74M) was recently hit by a car (2014 Honda) and died. My wife (5F) organized me a funeral (cost $2747) without asking me (74M) at all. I (74M) was unable to make it because I (74M) was dead (17 days). At the funeral I heard my dad (15M) and other family members talking about how they wish I could be there and now I feel bad for not showing up. AITA?

YTA I don't understand why you can't even do the bare minimum of showing up. Men these days are so lazy and incompetent. At least the Honda was an active contributing member of society by putting itself out there. This is why you should date me instead.

OMG YOU MADE MORE??!?!??!? I LOVE THEM ASHJBSNMDMNAF THE CHARTS ARE SO FUN AWWWWWW

FYI I GOT INSPIRED & COPIED CONFUSION'S FORMAT, here's my ""persona"" splits!!! i handwrote mine so it's messy but i'm busy af so i'm not fixing it.

Introducing...

Collect my bagels. 🙏🙏🙏

Hello people on tumblr I made myself ocs but they're more like personas but I want to disconnect them from the fact that they're aspects of me (not a fan of being too personal lol) so I'm just calling them ocs

poly(methyl-2-cyanopropenoate) is an inside joke, might just call her prof for the fun of it because the name is too long

Anyways I have lore for them? kind of? the lore is that the three are brought together to collect 7 bagels in order to have their wishes granted and in order to do so they pilot a mech together and try not to explode it in the process (credits to my friends who gave me inspiration so I could piece this together)

I think I'll call this series "collect my bagels" for inside joke reasons. also because that's the plot. I might draw them and make content for them but idk we'll see

Silly goobers I love them so much (I will probably forget about them in a bit)

Ok alignment charts I made for them because yes

edit: their group name is the bagelings now

oh great my first two posts and it's a shitty google slide png amalgamation and "assplay cougar".

hampter... @onehundredgar + anyone

Picrew chain! Make yourself with this picrew and the most recent meme on your phone

Tags: @dracosleftarsecheek @yourlocalbadgerscales @forensic-b1tch-aiden @names-confuse-me @agathokakolog1cal @yourlocalxiaosimp and open tags! <33 have fun

The good news: you get to pick your new soulmate! (You can define "soulmate" however you want: platonic/romantic/partners in crime/etc. But they will be in your life, constantly.)

The bad news: you don't get to pick where they come from.

Spin this wheel until you get a fandom with characters that you recognize. As soon as you do, stop. One of those people* is going to be a constant presence in your life, whether you like it or not. So choose wisely.

*broadly defined