I'm Gonna Be Real, Guys / Gals / Nb Pals. I Have Played ZERO Dragon Age Games And Know Next To Nothing

Bad food 🍔 > "Good" food 🥗

Do you agree or disagree?

Me:

Taash: Why are Emmrich and Rook standing facing away from each other? Harding: They had an argument. Taash: But they're still holding hands? Harding: They both get sad when they fight.

and, of course:

Emmrich Volkarin + the sluttiest thing a man can do

"An old professor of mine had this great thing. He said "On the level of individuals and civilization, personality predates ideology." Meaning that before you were a fascist, you were a bully and an asshole." -Brennan Lee Mulligan in conversation with Amy Vorpahl, Adventuring Academy S1E2

My other car is an eluvian 😎

Shoutout to my therapist she tries so hard to keep up with me. I explained the concept of spell slots vs cantrips as a disability metaphor to her and she took notes. On a pad of paper. About the spellcasting mechanics of dungeons and dragons.

I'm so mentally stable you can park a horse in my brain

Everytime an artist includes the mole on Emmrich's nose, I ascend to a higher state of being.