OK JUST WATCHED KIKI'S DELIVERY SERVICE (AGAIN)

me having an imaginary argument while taking a shower:

the shampoo bottles:

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me during an actual argument:

Me on my way to write the most questionable, rapey fanfic of a show, which is deader than my favourite characters.

I'm a retail worker.

Today we restocked on men's winter clothing.

Everything remind me of HIM.

I cannot stress enough to Tumblr staff that they do not need to change the site. Do not try to be like Twitter. Do not try to be like Reddit. Do not alter how this site works.

Tumblr will be the most popular social media site if they continue letting all these other sites implode

Πόσο ΓΚΑΥΛΑ είσαι κοπέλα μου? Marry me??

Αχ μη μου κάνεις τέτοοιαα

I just realized that my most productive moment during quarantine was when I made a steam punk, plague doctor mask.

Which moment during quarantine do you think was your most productive?

Warning: Nsfw

After a long while I decided to draw sth naughty.. My entire drawing skills are out of the window and any anatomy knowledge I possess too 🙃

Tumblr deleted my long ass rant while I was in the middle of writing it so you’re spared and will only get a summed up version

Long story short; your abs are supposed to be covered with a healthy, protective layer of fat. The shape Jason Momoa is in during his movies is achieved by a diet designed to lower his body fat to unhealthy numbers, dehydrating him and enhancing his abs with make up. This is what ripped, muscular, healthy person looks like on their off time. If you think this is a dad bod, for the love of everything that is holy, shut up and absolutely never comment on a man’s body ever again. I mean hell, you can still see his damn v-line, what fucking dad bod has that?!

Don’t believe me? Google some bodybuilders who are off their contest diet. The men who literally make a living for having defined muscles. For 360 days a year, they do not look like the way you think they do. During a bodybuilding contest, these men’s body fat is under 7%, they’re dehydeated and covered in fake tan that helps the muscles show up. And it’s literally only for that day, because it’s extremely unhealthy. Same goes for actors who are known for being ripped - they’re at their worst when they’re filming. This exact same shit happened with Vin Diesel few years ago with people getting a paparazzi shot of his “beer belly” and I’m genuinely worried of the young men who grow up in this society thinking being muscular means having defined abs 24/7.

Jason Momoa looks ripped and healthy, yall are just blind with unrealistic standards.

Michael Keaton's Beetlejuice could grope my ass and I would fucking thank him.

My horny ass needs medical attention I know.

Putting my horniness aside, I absolutely love Beetlejuice in all of the A.U.s, whether he is creepy ass pervert, a goofy prankster or an adorable ball of chaos.