I'm Sorry The Clogs Stay ON During Sex

The dad from the wild thornberrys exclames a good "gushing" when ever her stops for a breath while he eats his wife out.

I just remembered for fun as a kid I did the bloody Mary thing for fun

Here's this side of the conversation just in case anyone wants to read the whole thing. I'm glad that @gonna-feel-that-tomorrow and I could have a good civil conversation and agree that this is a problem that has multiple sides and problems. When you have a civil conversation like this you can come to a more mutual agreement and understand each other's points and ideas. I'm most glad that my user name wasn't pointed out or asked about since it's basically just a big joke.

Serious congrats to @gonna-feel-that-tomorrow for actually being a civilized person with a nice blend of opinions and facts in a political post

You go, @gonna-feel-that-tomorrow

Every once in a while Tumblr just falls over and starts convulsing and its entire user base just kinda. stares at it disapprovingly for a bit.

one of these days I'm going to have my ears pierced and on that day I will wear hula hoops as "my hoops" I hope on that day I get the chance to take them off and hand them to a friend just to show a bitch what's real

Root beer floats out a stein

Oh do one Y'ALL WANT to post about my url huh, you craving some post about putinsactualbigdick cause no you can't have any go starve from the lack of content I give about his actual big dick, muskrats

had a dream last night that the new tumblr discourse was whether or not people deserved their urls and people were getting callouts and anon hate like "I can't believe you have x in your url when I never see you actually post about them it's pretty messed up that you're taking that url away from other people who actually deserve it :/"

if your ghost and your zombie body fall in love postmortem does that qualify as incest or just overly complicated masturbation

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