MEEEEEE

Thank god for John Mulaney, because “That’s exactly what I thought you’d say, you dumb fucking horse” is incredibly satisfying to hiss at the news.

Take 1 minute out of your day to examine this horror of a DVD I found. It starts with the cat with shaved feet, mouth and tail and gets weirder the longer you look at it.

me thinkin abt how perry the platypus is Often referred to as an egg laying mammal, even in his theme song:

HOW DID YOU UPLOAD THE ENTIRE FUCKING WEED EPISODE THANK YOU

Crying

look what you can buy

hey so protip if you have abusive parents and need to get around the house as quietly as possible, stay close to furniture and other heavy stuff because the floor is settled there and it’s less likely to creak

“Great to see you again.”

“yeah, it’s real nice, isn’t it? especially considering i’ve never met you before.”

Hey shameless plug for Hozier's 2014 album. On its resume is having helped dozens of anxiety attacks, being perfectly in range for an alto or soprano voice and alluding to social justice issues in the songs. Plus it sounds fucking good the guitar and composition and piano and his fucking voice just. give it a listen you won't be sorry.

Clint: So note to self, then. For the next life: Screw everybody. Oh who am I fooling? Take my hand! Take it!

Ninja: Never.

Clint: I don’t want a next life. I just want a nap.