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hey so protip if you have abusive parents and need to get around the house as quietly as possible, stay close to furniture and other heavy stuff because the floor is settled there and it’s less likely to creak

“You’re my closest friend.” -Noctis

Current state of existence:

Kankri Vantas, everybody.

Hey soooooo in Beauty and the Beast the rose in the glass case represents a race against time so like is Rudy dying

Oh my

Wow

Oh, Rudy

Of course

Toby, dear Lord.

Guys, I am so in love with this ship now.

i really love our generation’s joke trend of like, very calm but incredibly inflated hyperbole. like nobody says “oh she’s pretty” anymore we say “i would willingly let her murder me” and everyone is just like “lol same”

i think “same” is also great and “me,” i love when somebody reblogs a picture of like, a lizard, and just says “me” and we all know exactly what they mean. the current online Humor Discourse is remarkable because we trade exclusively in metaphors and implications and nobody ever, ever says anything outright and yet EVERYBODY understands each other perfectly

Obviously I want you to take care of your pets and make sure they get food and fresh water on a regular basis, but cats being huge drama queens and screaming hysterically at you and acting like they’re tragic famine victims who haven’t eaten in weeks and are about to drop dead from starvation right mcfuckin now, because you’re 10 minutes late feeding them is always going to be one of the funniest things to me

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING OMG

hoi-ate

Lance in the space mall episode personally saved my Life