He's WHAT?!

Leonard: BWAHAHAHAHAHA!! Oh, yes!! Behold, Red! My BRILLIANT and SINISTER plan!!

Leonard: *sits down at a round table with a checkered tablecloth, strewn with white rose petals and pours wine into a glass*

Leonard, pushing the wine glass forward: How was your day?~

Red, who has his feet chained to a chair, but his hands-wings are free: It's was good, thank you.

Шень не любит секс.

Да, так просто и без объяснений.

Шень может играть, может флиртовать, может дразнить.. Но действительно надеется на это? Нет, конечно нет.

Даже больше, он находит эту близость отвратительной.

Ты голый, тебя кто-то трогает и ещё что-то сует в тебя...

Вы оба действительно должны любить и доверять друг другу, раз уж готовы опуститься до этого.

Однако, Тай Лунг не считал интимную связь отвратительным.

Хотя, неудивительно. Тай Лунг очень любопытный, несмотря на свой характер и возраст и такой процесс казалася ему интересным.

Но для Шеня это было удивительно. Он пытался сначала не затрагивать эту тему и избегать её, но как он может убегать от своего собственного желания, осуществлять желания своего возлюбленного?

Так что, да, Шень согласился, с крахом и проигрышем, но согласился. С условием, что они интимно свяжутся в определенный день со всеми приготовлениями.

Ну, что за приготовления павлин не знал, поэтому просто спросил Кая. Несмотря на неохоту Шеня спрашивать помощи об своих отношениях у этого древнего парнокопытного, это стоило смешной реакции и уморительного лица.

(Он предположил, что Тай Лунг спрашивал совету у своего старого пердуна (павлин не желал и называть Шифу по имени, тем более мастером) и возможно это даже смешнее, чем реакция Кая)

Кай был удивлён, но по его словам, единственное, что его удивляло, только его кандидатура и прямолинейность Шеня в этом вопросе

Ну, а как ещё спрашивать? Плюс, Кай был единственным кому доверял Шень, чтобы он мог спросить что-то подобное.

(Они оба проигнорировали секунду, когда взгляд Кая стал слишком слезливым из-за слов доверия)

Неожиданно, совет буйвола был полезным, хотя и довольно немногочисленным.

"Это будет ваш первый раз, да? Чтож, это будет неприятно. Я серьёзно. Даже если бы вам обоим бы надавали кучу классных советов про отсос и позы, чтобы вашим писькам было круто, но вам будет неприятно. Это негласное и непреодолимое правило для всех-всех, и единственный способ нарушить его — ваши чувства. Ваши эмоции могут заменить настроение этого процесса на что-то более приятное, поэтому не переживай ни о чём. Просто покажи, как ты любишь этого кошару и позволь ситуации строить себя саму." — такие слова были странно утешительными.

Шень с тоской размышлял, что если бы рассказал об этом своим родителям, то ничего не получил бы, кроме слов "всё будет хорошо, не волнуйся", а Вещунья сказала бы что-то непонятно мудрое и оставила бы павлина с лицом клюва.

Но он выбросил эти мысли, пока выбрасывал мусор, считая их ненужными. Какой прок думать о бессмысленном, когда есть что-то намного, намного важнее?

И Кай был прав. Сначала было сложно заставить у Тай Лунга стоять. Потом, засунуть куда надо. Потом, как засунуть, из-за чего пришлось остановить процесс и сделать смазку и совершать всё заново. И наконец-то, момент близости.

Было... действительно неприятно. Чувствовать что-то внутри себя было действительно странным, но терпимым. Однако, по языку тела Тай Лунга, он мог бы заменить это слово на "приятным" (несмотря на разное положение)

Так что, Шень просто решил не обращать внимания на это и потратить время с пользой, с любовью.

"Ты прекрасно справляешься... Хороший мальчик... Моя любовь..." — Шень шептал из ушка на ушко Тай Лунга, обнимая его своими крыльями и иногда лаская клювом могучую шею и грудь своего любовника.

Они продолжали так, пока Тай Лунг не нашёл точку. И... Это было... Приятно?

Шень попросил сделать это снова и несмотря на некоторые попытки, Тай Лунг нашёл эту точку снова. Это было... Приятно.

Далее Шень плохо помнил. Тай Лунг увеличивал скорость и силу, поэтому до оргазма всё прошло в дымке. Но приятной дымке.

Теперь, Шень не считал секс чем-то отвратительным. Это просто особенное время со своим любимым, когда вы оба уязвимы. И Шень тратил это время, осыпая комплиментами и приятными словами Тай Лунга, которых он определённо заслуживал.

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Я: я хОчУ сПаТЬ, пОжАлУйСТа, ХВАТИТ.

Мой мозг: Так вот, смотри, лучше написать в разорванном ввиде, чем как целый рассказ. Несмотря на то, что это очень ленивый приём, зато более похоже на мысли.

P.s.: Я еле держалась, чтобы при каждом слове не вставлять скобки, надеюсь они не слишком мешают

Моя пиццасона/My pizzasona

Знаете как её зовут? Агась. Полина.

Know what's her name? Right. Polina.

Ещё версия мода nebula

And here nebula mod

Sorry guys, but I think I'll skip day 2 and day 3.

I don't really understand what I can write ಥ_ಥ

There will be three versions of ff, so wait for the following posts ;)

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It was one of the best days in the life of Panchito and Jose! They were finally able to create their own citizenship in America and now they can bring their third amigo — Donald Duck!

They were excitedly walking towards Donald's house... Despite the fact that they are in Duckburg for the first time...

But that's nothing! They're The Three Caballeros! They can find each other anywhere, anytime! They are real soulmates! It's just a pity, not in a romantic way..

And here is the house. Only, whose? Well, we'll find out now!

Panchito knocked

. . .

Nothing?

Jose began to slowly fill with doubts. The wrong house? But their Donald-radar says otherwise. And he never let them down and was not wrong

He looked at Panchito and smiled gently

The rooster was still knocking on the door with a serious face. He clearly wasn't going to leave until the owner showed up

Suddenly angry footsteps were heard outside the door

The latin birds exchanged glances. Panchito even forgot that he was still knocking

"WHAT" — Donald shouted, opening the door. Jose and Panchito jumped in fright

A minute of awareness

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"Panchito! Jose!" — Donald shouted again, but this time with joy

He jumped on his friends and wrapped them in a tight hug

The latin birds immediately responded to the hugs and Panchito, with a loud cheerful cry, circled all three of them to Donald's joyful laugh and Jose's giggles

"Okay-okay! Let go, guys" — Donald said through laughter

But they didn't want to. They were afraid to let him go. As if, as soon as they let him go, he would be far away again

"Guys?" — the duck's voice made them break out of their thoughts and let him go

The Caballeros looked at each other with silly and happy smiles on their beaks

"Well, what are you waiting for? Come in!" — Donald interrupted the moment and headed into house leaving the door open

Panchito and Jose entered the house ignoring the pain in the heart and the red face of the duck

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It wasn't normal

Donald doesn't behave like that and shouldn't

Why is Donald so quiet? Why is he only talking? Wht isn't he singing? Why?

Why?!

Jose walking back and forth while Panchito was pressed (begging) for information

He would also have questioned the triples, but his head was full of bad thoughts and anxiety

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He's furious

He had never known that he could be do angry

But now he is not up to it

"Como pudo? No! Te atreves?!"

"Calm down, Panchito" — Jose replied casually strirring his coffee

"How I can be calm?! How YOU can be calm?!" — the named rooster stopped walking around the hall and turned to the parrot, who was sitting with his back to him

"It's simple, meo favorito" — Jose began, taking a sip of his drink, — "Donald needs who can support him, be there and hug him"

"And that's why we need to calm down" — Jose turned to Panchito — "Pelo bem do nosso patinho fofo Donny"

Panchito began to calm down under Jose's soft gaze and warm smile

"In any case..." — he continued — "She will pay for it"

Panchito felt a chill down his spine due to the sharp coldness in the parrot's eyes and voice

"Wow..." — he muttered in surprise after a moment of silence — "I even felt cold" — he shivered in place

"Warm it up?" — Jose grinned

"Warm it up" — Panchito shouted in response, apporoaching him

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Gladstone stagged back from the force of the blow he was awarded

He reached out his hand to his cheek, which was beginning to blush, and turned his gaze to the one who hit him

Donald was breathing heavily, clenching his fits

"I hate you..."

Gladstone prayed that he had heard

"What?..."

"I hate you" — Donald repeated, but a little louder

"I hate you. I hate you. I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU!!" — paul the end Donald started screaming

"WHEN WILL YOU STOP SPOILING MY ALREADY BAD LIFE?! HATE YOU!!" — his angry eyes began to fill with tears

"Donny..." — the grandma Duck tried to calm her grandson down, but he just waved her off and ran to the exit crying

The rest of the relatives just watched, unable to find words for this scene

"Glady...?"

Gladstone turned around

"What have you done?" — Abner asked with a murderous look while the triples were standing behind him

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"Donald?" — Donald heard his name and curled up even more tightly

"Donald!" — two voices shouted and rapid footsteps approached him

"Donald..." — duck didn't think his name would be so annoying

Suddenly he felt someone's shirt on him and he was abruptly lifted into his arms

Two smells enveloped him at once. From a short and someone else's chest. So relaxing. So sweet. Such relatives. Such favourites

The smell of Jose and the smell of Panchito

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"Now can we find out what happened?" — Panchito asked a little impatiently, watching the duck drink tea

"Nothing, just..." — Donald stumbled, but did not have time to finish because of the explosion, you will not believe it, Jose

"Nothing? Just?! NOTHING?! JUST?!! NOTHING?!!!" — with each word, Jose's tone grew louder and fiercer. Jose loomed over Donald, causing him to blush and snuggle up to the sofa behind him — "Amigo, you probably already forgot, but we found yo crying! Crying! Donald, you were crying! And believe me, my dear, we will not leave you until you admit what happened or find out for myself."

Jose stopped. He closed his eyes and took a deep breath

"Say it" — like a knife cutting butter, these words cut through the silence

"No..." — Donald swallowed and replied

Like hell he'd let them know

"Say it" — the parrot wouldn't let up

"No" — the duck didn't give up either

Panchito watched this fight from "No" and "Say it"

Another time it would have funny, he even went for popcorn! Unfortunately, not now, not in this situation

"Say it!" — Jose didn't stop

"OKAY!!" — Donald jumped up, all red and angry

Jose stepped back slightly. A small grin appeares on his beak, and hope appeared in his eyes. He glanced at Panchito, with the same expression on his face

"WHAT DO YOU WANT TO KNOW, HUH?! THAT MY LUCKIEST AND "COOLEST" COUISEN FOUND OUT THEY I'M TRANS?!" — the duck started walking around the guest room while his friends got a shock — "THAT I LIKE TO WEAR A DRESSES AND OTHER "GIRLY" THINGS! THAT I BROKE UP WITH DAISY!" — he went behind sofa and stopped, continuing to angrily confess — "ANOTHER CHERRY ON THIS CAKE SHOULD BE SO THAT HE FINDS OUT THAT I'M GAY! AND THAT I'M IN LOVE WITH BOTH OF YOU!" — Donald is done and breathing hard after his heated speech

When he calmed down and his breathing steadied, he turned to the rooster and the parrot

"Uh.. Guys?" — Donald got their attention — "The last part.. Did I say it out loud?" — his responses were a silent nod

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"Aw-phooey.." — Donald turned away abruptly. He took off his sailor hat and pressed it to his red face.

Why didn't he think about what he was talking about?! What will happen now? Will they hate him! Oh boy, how embarrassing!

But before Donald's stream of thoughts gets even worse (for his mental health), he was suddenly embraced by two pairs of hand and surrounded by someone else's warmth

"Oh, voce e tao fofa, what you embarrassed, bonitinho~" — the gentle tone and sweet portugusese speech reached the ears of the duck and he removed his hat from his face

"Hola, carino!" — Panchito's bright and cute face appeared in front of the duck

"What the..." — Donald could not finish, as Jose and Panchito said in one voice:

"We love you too!"

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"What?" — Donald asked with tears in his eyes

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"El QUE?!"

"Uch, Panchito, too loud" — Donald rubbed his right ear and looked at the sitting rooster with displeasure

"He-he... Lo siento, patito" — the duck just rolled his eyes and gently pulled him back to lie ion the bed

"But he's right, meu sol" — after a giggle Jose added raising himself on his elbows — "It's really... A terrible situation" — his hand gently stroking the duck's cheek — "I would cry too"

Donald snuggled up to the touch

"Don't, you have too cute a face for tears" — Jose just giggled again at the compliment and lay back down

The room dropped into a new pleasant silence

"Wait. Panchito?" — the rooster only purred in response — "Did you carry me in your arms ALL the way?" — in response, a new satisfying purr — "Aw-phooey.." — Donald buried his reddening face in Jose's shoulder while he laughed and Panchito was touched

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Bitch, I done

Donald: It's bitch time.

Pete: ...

Pete: Maybe beach time?

Donald in a short purple dress with a cutout on the chest and black glasses: No. Bitch.

Pete, blushing: Oh, shit.

Знаете что?

У МЕНЯ ДЕНЬ РОЖДЕНИЯ!! I'm happy birthday girl!

In fact, I invented it myself, so there is nothing on this ship except my acc 😅

I have a lot of headcannons about them! For example, that they like to do origami on Sundays and love cooking, but in order not to get fat, they do sports, like jogging in the morning and the usual push-ups and squats in the evenings.

I may have invented this ship from scratch, but there's nothing I can do except just love these two!

Hey! I've seen your work with Pete a couple of times and I really liked it! (I mean, how can you not love this asshole?)

I wanted to ask you what you think about the DonPete ship? It's just that I've recently become very addicted to it..

Hi! Aaaaa thank you, so glad people enjoy my Pete stuff! ✨

Hmm, I gotta say I dont know much of this ship! I haven't seen any Donald x Pete stuff, so its quite a new concept for me🤔

As a thought the ship sounds intriguing! Id love to hear where this ship comes from, is there any media that sparks it? Or some headcanons for this ship? I could believe they have a funky situationship, they do banter a lot!

Community got approved!

I applied for a Donald Duck community a while ago trying to figure out what a community on Tumblr really is and it's just really a cute little forum for people to comment at each other's posts. Hopefully we can interact each other there and talk freely about our love for one particular duck! WAK! - Dio