Donald "Stole Your Man" Duck

1 panel: Ha.. Ha..

2 panel: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

3 panel: Oh my god..

4 panel: Ok, I'm sorry, let's try again

Me

Lord Shen laughs at Po's apparent incompetence.

Storyboard from Kung Fu Panda 2: The Animator's Corner. I love the way JYN draws Lord Shen, who looks a looot fluffier than normal o.o

When your boyfriend flirts with you in public:

Donald @ Scrooge

In the Middle Ages, where Donald changes places with Della so that she becomes a knight and he becomes a princess, but Donald is kidnapped by pirate Pete

Scrooge: Bring back my nephew, you son of a-!

Donald sitting on Pete's lap: Hey, Uncle Scrooge, meet my boyfriend.

Pete: Hello.

Scrooge: ...

Della: *trying not to laugh*

When did your boyfriend's uncle start supecting about your relationship:

i love donald duck

Inspiration has come to me sharply, therefore, here is the relationship of the Duck-McDuck family to "feminine" things and etc.

Della Duck

SHE HATES wearing skirts, dresses and makeup.

She admits that all these things are cute and all that, but the maximum that she will allow herself from the "feminine" is only long hair.

She may be interested in something, but she doesn't see herself in it.

As a child, she was often naughty and changed clothes with Donald, which is why she often got a kick in the ass, especially from the ancestors of the McDucks and grandma Duck, but in the end they resigned themselves.

She is offended that she is primarily seen as a girl, and not a pilot and/or an adventurer.

She likes to admire something feminine, but not in terms of "I want it too"

"Wow, this girl is so beautiful..." "Yeah, I wonder where she got this dress?" “what? Oh, well. Uh."

Donald Duck

As always, Donald is the complete opposite for Della and he LOVES "feminine" things.

As a child, he almost never quarreled with Della, and if she said she wanted to change clothes, then he just shrugged and changed. When McDuck's grandparents and grandmother Duck scolded Della for looking "not like a girl," he never understood why they couldn't change clothes. Grandparents McDuck and Grandma Duck stopped after he asked Hortense why they couldn't change clothes.

In the emo phase, he mastered makeup and learned how to work with hair and even had a wig!

When he got older, he realized that he was a femboy (you can also say crossdresser) and, fearing condemnation and ridicule from the family and especially Scrooge, began a double life with the name Dolores NiPato

Growing up, he began to give up his second life more often in favor of his family, arguing for himself like this: "I am already an adult man, I need to stop"

During the ten-year breakup, he wore a long skirt so that the triplet ducklings could reach out and attract his attention, but when they grew up, he stopped, fearing that he would set a bad example

Huey Duck

It's hard for me to say anything about him. Everyone remembers him as a trans girl, but I do not know my exact opinion about this, so I have two of them:

1. He is indifferent to women's things and does not mind wearing pink according to his mood. He can wear skirts and dresses, but mostly when he realizes that he is actually half-naked and in the mood. He wants to grow his hair out to see how it will look with sideburns. He can learn to wear makeup to help his brothers.

2. Transfem, but tomboy with long hair.

Dewey Duck

Like Donald, he loves women's things very much! But unlike him, the duckling is not afraid to show it, because Donald tried all the time to show him that he is normal, different, but normal

Sometimes he receives jokes from Huey and Louie in the style of "Oh, my lady, you are so beautiful today!", but often does not understand that this is a joke and is sincerely embarrassed and rejoices at the compliments, which makes his brothers feel a little awkward

Some days, she dresses up with Webby in the same clothes because it's cool and thinks it seals their union as brother and sister

He always tries to join the bachelorette party or ask Lena to teach him how to make up (for Lena it's exhausting, so she taught Huey how to make up so that he could teach Dewey)

When he was at school and wearing a skirt, he was bullied, but he could often stand up for himself and/or he was protected by Huey and Louie

When Donald was called to school because of Dewey's "inappropriate appearance", he made such a scandal that the principal was very afraid of him and the duckling sometimes compared Uncle Donald with his mother in his thoughts

He likes to show off his images and outfits in front of Della, even if they are stupid. Della loves them all. "YES! YES, BABY! THIS IS MY BOY! SHOW ME THE EMOTIONS!"

Louie Duck

He mostly doesn't care about clothes, he only wears something comfortable and/or expensive

Sometimes he may wear makeup, but he is mostly lazy

He loves different rings and bracelets, but he has almost no sense of style, so he had to be taught how to wear jewelry correctly

Will destroy your life if you say even one bad word about his femboy brother (and trans sister)

Webby Vanderquack

Just a girl🥰💕

Sincerely does not understand why pink is only for girls

She gets offended and angry when they call her "childish" because of her favorite color

Curse your soul to eternal torment in Hell for your words about Dewey and Holly (name for trans Huey)💀😈

Scrooge McDuck

Just an old man sticking to the old rules

In fact, he doesn't really care whether he wears women's clothes or men's clothes either. But fuck you with a cane if you say that kilt = skirt

Purely out of interest, he may ask about makeup or some feminine things for self-care

He can wear a skirt or a dress, he doesn't care. But he still feels embarrassed in these outfits because of his old considerations.

He doesn't even suspect that he caused Donald's injury💀

There will be three versions of ff, so wait for the following posts ;)

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It was one of the best days in the life of Panchito and Jose! They were finally able to create their own citizenship in America and now they can bring their third amigo — Donald Duck!

They were excitedly walking towards Donald's house... Despite the fact that they are in Duckburg for the first time...

But that's nothing! They're The Three Caballeros! They can find each other anywhere, anytime! They are real soulmates! It's just a pity, not in a romantic way..

And here is the house. Only, whose? Well, we'll find out now!

Panchito knocked

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Nothing?

Jose began to slowly fill with doubts. The wrong house? But their Donald-radar says otherwise. And he never let them down and was not wrong

He looked at Panchito and smiled gently

The rooster was still knocking on the door with a serious face. He clearly wasn't going to leave until the owner showed up

Suddenly angry footsteps were heard outside the door

The latin birds exchanged glances. Panchito even forgot that he was still knocking

"WHAT" — Donald shouted, opening the door. Jose and Panchito jumped in fright

A minute of awareness

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"Panchito! Jose!" — Donald shouted again, but this time with joy

He jumped on his friends and wrapped them in a tight hug

The latin birds immediately responded to the hugs and Panchito, with a loud cheerful cry, circled all three of them to Donald's joyful laugh and Jose's giggles

"Okay-okay! Let go, guys" — Donald said through laughter

But they didn't want to. They were afraid to let him go. As if, as soon as they let him go, he would be far away again

"Guys?" — the duck's voice made them break out of their thoughts and let him go

The Caballeros looked at each other with silly and happy smiles on their beaks

"Well, what are you waiting for? Come in!" — Donald interrupted the moment and headed into house leaving the door open

Panchito and Jose entered the house ignoring the pain in the heart and the red face of the duck

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It wasn't normal

Donald doesn't behave like that and shouldn't

Why is Donald so quiet? Why is he only talking? Wht isn't he singing? Why?

Why?!

Jose walking back and forth while Panchito was pressed (begging) for information

He would also have questioned the triples, but his head was full of bad thoughts and anxiety

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He's furious

He had never known that he could be do angry

But now he is not up to it

"Como pudo? No! Te atreves?!"

"Calm down, Panchito" — Jose replied casually strirring his coffee

"How I can be calm?! How YOU can be calm?!" — the named rooster stopped walking around the hall and turned to the parrot, who was sitting with his back to him

"It's simple, meo favorito" — Jose began, taking a sip of his drink, — "Donald needs who can support him, be there and hug him"

"And that's why we need to calm down" — Jose turned to Panchito — "Pelo bem do nosso patinho fofo Donny"

Panchito began to calm down under Jose's soft gaze and warm smile

"In any case..." — he continued — "She will pay for it"

Panchito felt a chill down his spine due to the sharp coldness in the parrot's eyes and voice

"Wow..." — he muttered in surprise after a moment of silence — "I even felt cold" — he shivered in place

"Warm it up?" — Jose grinned

"Warm it up" — Panchito shouted in response, apporoaching him

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Gladstone stagged back from the force of the blow he was awarded

He reached out his hand to his cheek, which was beginning to blush, and turned his gaze to the one who hit him

Donald was breathing heavily, clenching his fits

"I hate you..."

Gladstone prayed that he had heard

"What?..."

"I hate you" — Donald repeated, but a little louder

"I hate you. I hate you. I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU!!" — paul the end Donald started screaming

"WHEN WILL YOU STOP SPOILING MY ALREADY BAD LIFE?! HATE YOU!!" — his angry eyes began to fill with tears

"Donny..." — the grandma Duck tried to calm her grandson down, but he just waved her off and ran to the exit crying

The rest of the relatives just watched, unable to find words for this scene

"Glady...?"

Gladstone turned around

"What have you done?" — Abner asked with a murderous look while the triples were standing behind him

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"Donald?" — Donald heard his name and curled up even more tightly

"Donald!" — two voices shouted and rapid footsteps approached him

"Donald..." — duck didn't think his name would be so annoying

Suddenly he felt someone's shirt on him and he was abruptly lifted into his arms

Two smells enveloped him at once. From a short and someone else's chest. So relaxing. So sweet. Such relatives. Such favourites

The smell of Jose and the smell of Panchito

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"Now can we find out what happened?" — Panchito asked a little impatiently, watching the duck drink tea

"Nothing, just..." — Donald stumbled, but did not have time to finish because of the explosion, you will not believe it, Jose

"Nothing? Just?! NOTHING?! JUST?!! NOTHING?!!!" — with each word, Jose's tone grew louder and fiercer. Jose loomed over Donald, causing him to blush and snuggle up to the sofa behind him — "Amigo, you probably already forgot, but we found yo crying! Crying! Donald, you were crying! And believe me, my dear, we will not leave you until you admit what happened or find out for myself."

Jose stopped. He closed his eyes and took a deep breath

"Say it" — like a knife cutting butter, these words cut through the silence

"No..." — Donald swallowed and replied

Like hell he'd let them know

"Say it" — the parrot wouldn't let up

"No" — the duck didn't give up either

Panchito watched this fight from "No" and "Say it"

Another time it would have funny, he even went for popcorn! Unfortunately, not now, not in this situation

"Say it!" — Jose didn't stop

"OKAY!!" — Donald jumped up, all red and angry

Jose stepped back slightly. A small grin appeares on his beak, and hope appeared in his eyes. He glanced at Panchito, with the same expression on his face

"WHAT DO YOU WANT TO KNOW, HUH?! THAT MY LUCKIEST AND "COOLEST" COUISEN FOUND OUT THEY I'M TRANS?!" — the duck started walking around the guest room while his friends got a shock — "THAT I LIKE TO WEAR A DRESSES AND OTHER "GIRLY" THINGS! THAT I BROKE UP WITH DAISY!" — he went behind sofa and stopped, continuing to angrily confess — "ANOTHER CHERRY ON THIS CAKE SHOULD BE SO THAT HE FINDS OUT THAT I'M GAY! AND THAT I'M IN LOVE WITH BOTH OF YOU!" — Donald is done and breathing hard after his heated speech

When he calmed down and his breathing steadied, he turned to the rooster and the parrot

"Uh.. Guys?" — Donald got their attention — "The last part.. Did I say it out loud?" — his responses were a silent nod

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"Aw-phooey.." — Donald turned away abruptly. He took off his sailor hat and pressed it to his red face.

Why didn't he think about what he was talking about?! What will happen now? Will they hate him! Oh boy, how embarrassing!

But before Donald's stream of thoughts gets even worse (for his mental health), he was suddenly embraced by two pairs of hand and surrounded by someone else's warmth

"Oh, voce e tao fofa, what you embarrassed, bonitinho~" — the gentle tone and sweet portugusese speech reached the ears of the duck and he removed his hat from his face

"Hola, carino!" — Panchito's bright and cute face appeared in front of the duck

"What the..." — Donald could not finish, as Jose and Panchito said in one voice:

"We love you too!"

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"What?" — Donald asked with tears in his eyes

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"El QUE?!"

"Uch, Panchito, too loud" — Donald rubbed his right ear and looked at the sitting rooster with displeasure

"He-he... Lo siento, patito" — the duck just rolled his eyes and gently pulled him back to lie ion the bed

"But he's right, meu sol" — after a giggle Jose added raising himself on his elbows — "It's really... A terrible situation" — his hand gently stroking the duck's cheek — "I would cry too"

Donald snuggled up to the touch

"Don't, you have too cute a face for tears" — Jose just giggled again at the compliment and lay back down

The room dropped into a new pleasant silence

"Wait. Panchito?" — the rooster only purred in response — "Did you carry me in your arms ALL the way?" — in response, a new satisfying purr — "Aw-phooey.." — Donald buried his reddening face in Jose's shoulder while he laughed and Panchito was touched

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Bitch, I done

As far as I remember, he was the only Beagle who got a gift from Santa, so he's probably hiding Roxanne because he knows all his brothers and mom will try to make her a criminal.

Although, perhaps he received this gift by mistake, so that he could give it to Roxanne later.

My head canon is Roxanne’s dad is an ex Beagle Boy.

Idk if this is a unique theory…

But like… image the story. Giving up a life of crime and separating himself from his family for the sake of his daughter. Did they disown him or is he hiding from them? Do they know he has a daughter at all?

It would explain why he’s so protective of Roxanne..

I fucking love it.

An AU where Donald meets Daisy in their 20s and he falls in love with her and invite her to hand out and parties and meet the mcduck family but after a while when he finally declares his love for her she's like "oh sorry i have a girlfriend" and then Goldie shows up and Scrooge faints