Donald: Great, The Police Are Here!

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!!

❤🧡💛💚💙💜🏳️‍🌈

I love you guys

Gladstone holding Storkules hand: AHA! I'm so much better than you that I stole your boyfriend, stupid Don! Now I'm dating him!

Donald: He's not my boyfriend. He's an autistic demigod that I help live in the real world, and he's like a little brother to me. Just like Fethry.

Gladstone: ...

Storkules "Hi, dear Donald": ...

Gladstone blushing: I'M GOING TO DATE HIM ANYWAY, GET IT?!

Donald: Okay, blondie. Happy for both of you.

Storkules: Bye, dear Donald! We love you!

Donald: Love you too. Bye girls.

Mickey would definitely tickle Donald

that would be funny

Inspiration has come to me sharply, therefore, here is the relationship of the Duck-McDuck family to "feminine" things and etc.

Della Duck

SHE HATES wearing skirts, dresses and makeup.

She admits that all these things are cute and all that, but the maximum that she will allow herself from the "feminine" is only long hair.

She may be interested in something, but she doesn't see herself in it.

As a child, she was often naughty and changed clothes with Donald, which is why she often got a kick in the ass, especially from the ancestors of the McDucks and grandma Duck, but in the end they resigned themselves.

She is offended that she is primarily seen as a girl, and not a pilot and/or an adventurer.

She likes to admire something feminine, but not in terms of "I want it too"

"Wow, this girl is so beautiful..." "Yeah, I wonder where she got this dress?" “what? Oh, well. Uh."

Donald Duck

As always, Donald is the complete opposite for Della and he LOVES "feminine" things.

As a child, he almost never quarreled with Della, and if she said she wanted to change clothes, then he just shrugged and changed. When McDuck's grandparents and grandmother Duck scolded Della for looking "not like a girl," he never understood why they couldn't change clothes. Grandparents McDuck and Grandma Duck stopped after he asked Hortense why they couldn't change clothes.

In the emo phase, he mastered makeup and learned how to work with hair and even had a wig!

When he got older, he realized that he was a femboy (you can also say crossdresser) and, fearing condemnation and ridicule from the family and especially Scrooge, began a double life with the name Dolores NiPato

Growing up, he began to give up his second life more often in favor of his family, arguing for himself like this: "I am already an adult man, I need to stop"

During the ten-year breakup, he wore a long skirt so that the triplet ducklings could reach out and attract his attention, but when they grew up, he stopped, fearing that he would set a bad example

Huey Duck

It's hard for me to say anything about him. Everyone remembers him as a trans girl, but I do not know my exact opinion about this, so I have two of them:

1. He is indifferent to women's things and does not mind wearing pink according to his mood. He can wear skirts and dresses, but mostly when he realizes that he is actually half-naked and in the mood. He wants to grow his hair out to see how it will look with sideburns. He can learn to wear makeup to help his brothers.

2. Transfem, but tomboy with long hair.

Dewey Duck

Like Donald, he loves women's things very much! But unlike him, the duckling is not afraid to show it, because Donald tried all the time to show him that he is normal, different, but normal

Sometimes he receives jokes from Huey and Louie in the style of "Oh, my lady, you are so beautiful today!", but often does not understand that this is a joke and is sincerely embarrassed and rejoices at the compliments, which makes his brothers feel a little awkward

Some days, she dresses up with Webby in the same clothes because it's cool and thinks it seals their union as brother and sister

He always tries to join the bachelorette party or ask Lena to teach him how to make up (for Lena it's exhausting, so she taught Huey how to make up so that he could teach Dewey)

When he was at school and wearing a skirt, he was bullied, but he could often stand up for himself and/or he was protected by Huey and Louie

When Donald was called to school because of Dewey's "inappropriate appearance", he made such a scandal that the principal was very afraid of him and the duckling sometimes compared Uncle Donald with his mother in his thoughts

He likes to show off his images and outfits in front of Della, even if they are stupid. Della loves them all. "YES! YES, BABY! THIS IS MY BOY! SHOW ME THE EMOTIONS!"

Louie Duck

He mostly doesn't care about clothes, he only wears something comfortable and/or expensive

Sometimes he may wear makeup, but he is mostly lazy

He loves different rings and bracelets, but he has almost no sense of style, so he had to be taught how to wear jewelry correctly

Will destroy your life if you say even one bad word about his femboy brother (and trans sister)

Webby Vanderquack

Just a girl🥰💕

Sincerely does not understand why pink is only for girls

She gets offended and angry when they call her "childish" because of her favorite color

Curse your soul to eternal torment in Hell for your words about Dewey and Holly (name for trans Huey)💀😈

Scrooge McDuck

Just an old man sticking to the old rules

In fact, he doesn't really care whether he wears women's clothes or men's clothes either. But fuck you with a cane if you say that kilt = skirt

Purely out of interest, he may ask about makeup or some feminine things for self-care

He can wear a skirt or a dress, he doesn't care. But he still feels embarrassed in these outfits because of his old considerations.

He doesn't even suspect that he caused Donald's injury💀

OMG ROYAL AU

Donald's Quacky Duck! Duck! Duck City! artwork

Nobody:

Absolutely no one:

Definitely no one:

I'm writing a new fanfiction about Scrooge's tsundere and his beloved nephew Donald:

Donald, rubbing their temples: I am not proud of what I am about to say, but someone get me a cigarrette.

Della: But Donald, we don't smoke.

Donald: Cut the crap, Della. I'm not an idiot. I know that one in five people smoke.

Donald: *points at Gladstone* One! *points at Fethry* Two! *points at Gyro* Three! *points at Fenton* Four! *points at Della* Five!

Donald: Now, I am going to close my eyes, and when I open them, there better be a cigarrette between these two fingers!

Gyro: *puts a cigarrette in Donald's hand*

Donald: Thank you. ...Light?

The Squad: *all simultaneously pull out lighters*

Tai Lung: *Bursts into the Jade Palace*

Tai Lung: PO!!

Po: Uh... bro, I'm kind of teaching my students right now. How about you wait a bit?

Tai Lung, after regaining his breath: SHEN AND I ACCIDENTALLY MADE A BABY!!

Literally everyone: A WHAT?!

*Somewhere in the background Shifu loses consciousness*

In the house of Tai Lung and Shen

Po: So.. Where a baby?

Tai Lung: *leads to the common room where Shen is sitting in the nest*

Shen: *Before anyone could ask, a griffin silently got up and crawled out from under him, but the peacock was a snow leopard, not a lion eagle*

Baby Griffin: Pio!

Po, trying to suppress the shock: Okay, well...

Shifu: *loses consciousness again and is carried away*

Tai Lung: A few weeks ago, we found an egg and thought it was abandoned, so we decided to take it to ourselves. And today it cracked and hatched... This.

Baby Griffin: Pio!

Po: He's... Um... He has your eyes..? Both of you...

Baby Griffin: Pio!

Tai Lung: My love, why are you sitting on our baby?

Shen: I don't know! As soon as I saw it, it seemed like a really good idea!

Mr. Ping: All parent birds sit on their children to keep them warm and protected. I used to do that when Po was just a kid.

Tigress: I'm more interested in answering another question: how?

Tai Lung: I don't know! I told you, we just found the egg that came out of this baby thing!

Po: Maybe it's a gift from the universe?!

Shen: Or punishment...

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Да.

Как это было:

Как это стало:

Чтож... Это довольно странно.

Хотя это день с самого начала был странным.

Сначала, ночью, ему не снились кошмары! Не про ту ужасную ночь с геноцидом, не про прошлое с его родителями, не про те дни в бегах.. Это был... Обычный, даже приятный сон. Но самое главное, он выспался.

Потом, на работе ему приходили мастера Яростной Пятёрки.. Типа... Серьёзно? Разве у них нет своего собственного лекаря?

Ну, в любом случае, всё равно всё прошло хорошо.. Странно-приятно-хорошо.

И теперь, он здесь, с голым верхом, пока его муж уткнулся в его грудь..

— Тай Лунг? — на выдохе спросил Шень, пытаясь преодолеть своё смущение в голосе.

— Мммррр? — раздалось приглушённое мурлыканье Тай Лунга, не предпринимая никаких попыток оторвать своё лицо от пернатой груди Сан Ю.

Шень тихо усмехнулся, чувствуя как любовь греет его сердце. Но любовь любовью, белому павлину всё равно неловко.

— Моя любовь, убери своё лицо с моей груди, пожалуйста. — он положил свои крылья на плечи барса, слегка надавив. — Мне неловко..

В ответ раздалось тихое ворчание.

— Неееееет... — Тай Лунг обнял своими лапами за талию своего мужа, прижимая ближе к себе. — Ты слишком мягкий, чтобы отпустить...

Ох лорды... Почему его так сложно переубедить?..

По своей сути, нет ничего плохого в этом.. положении... Просто... Разве не должно быть наоборт?..

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Какой милипиздричий oneshot получился..

Ну, не особо расстроенна (я же не гитара), я всё равно хотела потестировать клавиратуру для планшета.

Мне зашло.