I Love Gordon Ramsay So Much.

I have been infected with monkey, have random doodles of my lil monkey lady based off @kaijufluffs design on their blog but in more my style as we go.

You can not tell me this monkey's love language isn't fighting! It can be platonic love, familial love, romantic love, you have to fight him for him to truly feel it!

Win or lose doesn't matter just make it memorable for him!

"I want to, experience my Master's holy Buddha Palm technique. Just the two of us, I want to compare strength."

source: Journey to the West: Demons Strike Back (2017)

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btw i translated the new Sun Wukong and Nezha FRZ comics before i disappeared

[ID: Three comic strips from FeiRenZai and their two respective decorative banners.

1. Titled "Interrogation, FeiRenZai #777" First panel shows Sun Wukong glaring at an apathetic Nezha. A yellow textbox states "The Heavenly Court lays siege on HuaGuo Shan, deploying Nezha to battle with Sun Wukong."

The second panel shows only Sun Wukong. He thinks, "From the looks of this kid's stance, his skills shouldn't be underestimated. Better scout out his motives before doing anything else."

Third panel has Sun Wukong asking, "Who approaches-" before being cut off by Nezha saying, "Ah."

Fourth panel has Nezha falling flat on his face, to the shock and confusion of Sun Wukong. Nezha states in deadpan, "A strong soundwave attack. I'm dying. I have lost." Sun Wukong exclaims, "AH?! Are you setting me up?" There's an asterisk next to Sun Wukong's dialogue, elaborating on his word choice in "setting me up,." This translation note reads "as in insurance fraud." -

2. Titled "Fierce Battle, FeiRenZai #777" First panel shows Sun Wukong kneeling next to Nezha, who is laying on the ground on his stomach and swinging his legs nonchalantly. Nezha says, "I've lost already. What are you coming over here for?" Sun Wukong has an awkward expression, "The way you lost was way too casual. You're hurting my reputation." Nezha responds, "I've got no choice. The people up top sent me to fight you and I don't feel like it. So here we are." Sun Wukong says, "Come on, kid, why'd you have to act like this though? If the people up top sent you, couldn't you at least bluff a bit?"

Second panel shows a close-up to Sun Wukong and Nezha. Sun Wukong has a mildly scheming expression, while Nezha remains nonchalant. Sun Wukong says, "But I do like your attitude. Say, how about we compete in something simple. That way we can buy you some time before you go give your report up top." Nezha considers this, "Hm..." Third panel shows Li Jing, looking down. He thinks, "Sounds like the battle down there is quite fierce." Below him are speech bubbles reading, "HA!", "AH", and "DESPICABLE!" Fourth panel reveals Sun Wukong and Nezha are actually just sitting together and playing rock-paper-scissors while eating peaches. Sun Wukong has an annoyed expression while Nezha remains nonchalant. Sun Wukong exclaims, "Another hand! Dai! There you go bluffing again!" Nezha responds, "You're strong."

3. Titled "Visiting, FeiRenZai #778" First panel shows Sun Wukong imprisoned in Wuxing Shan, with only his hands and head poking out. Nezha is seen visiting him. A textbox at the upper-left says "When Sun Wukong was held beneath Wuxing Shan, Nezha often came to visit him." Nezha says, "Hello." Sun Wukong says, "You again." Second panel is segmented into threes. Each section is the same, aside from Nezha's dialogue and what he is holding in his hand. Each section shows Sun Wukong looking up and reacting to Nezha with a bewildered expression, saying "Ah?" as Nezha brings him another thing he wants to store at Wuxing Shan. In the first section, Nezha is holding paper and says, "I'm storing my homework here. Don't wanna work on it anymore." In the second section, Nezha is holding a celestial pill and says, "This is a hair-growing celestial pill Li Jing sought from Taishang Laojun. I'm putting it here. Let him go looking for it. Gonna annoy him." In the third section, Nezha is holding scissors and says, "These are the scissors I used to secretly cut Li Jing's hair. I think leaving them here is fine. Hiding evidence." Third panel shows Sun Wukong with an angry expression, surrounded by various knickknacks Nezha has left. Identifiable are a ball, a Chinese children's pellet drum, the aforementioned celestial pill, homework, and scissors, a white kite, a jianzi, a book, and a cuju football. Sun Wukong thinks, "Is this punk using me as a warehouse! All he ever does is come here to store his stuff!" Fourth panel shows Sun Wukong, still surrounded by knickknacks. However, the mountain has been decorated with paper cut-outs of monkeys and one Nezha. Sun Wukong is eagerly cutting a piece of paper and a "ksssssh" sound effect is seen where he cuts. Paper scraps are also seen on the grass in front of him. A textbox at bottom-left says, "A few days later..." and Sun Wukong thinks, "If that punk's gonna be dropping his odds and ends here anyways, he might as well drop off some more paper."

5. A decorative banner showing a half-eaten peach, with text reading "非人哉“ (FeiRenZai).

6. A decorative banner showing an annoyed Li Jing, with text reading "非人哉“ (FeiRenZai).

End ID]

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She is what?!

I made a Spindrax rp account on twitter and so far she’s swallowed a bottle cap, started beef with two macaque’s, called syntax a highlighter, is having some angst with her twin brother and they’re in trouble with the cops!

Love roleplay

Go and give them some love. Give the artist love, not the amazing possum... Give them love too actually. Give everything a little love today!

Patreon saint of trash

some of ya are so fucking evil and inconsiderate i saw some meme about not giving up your seat on the bus for a woman who’s pregnant “because no one told them to get cummed in” comments saying “she shoulda fucked a richer man” bitch this person has a whole life inside of them and it’s a risk for a pregnant woman to be standing especially with how reckless some bus drivers are dont reblog shit like that on my timeline i will unfollow you that shits not funny at all and its very telling of the type of person you are

Hey so here’s a PSA I can’t believe has to be made in literal 2021. Does literally every East Asian related fandom need to state explicitly this before y’all start doing your research?

Can't stop fanart, if it exists there is fanart of it~

in the lorax movie (1970s version) you can’t see the onceler except for his gloves and he has no redeeming qualities.

we could’ve avoided oncest but modern lorax movie creators had to make him visible and sing songs…[speech on how this is modern capitalism]