Cramp Sandwich

Can’t wait ✨🔪✨

I ONLY HAD THREE LINES!!!

This footage of Elmo after messing up a take on Sesame Street is peak relatable

stfu

You're just jealous that I am cock deep in the sweet Hole of the Muppet and you are here, bitchless and hole-less!

For use later…

genuinely wild to me when I go to someone's house and we watch TV or listen to music or something and there are ads. I haven't seen an ad in my home since 2005. what do you mean you haven't set up multiple layers of digital infrastructure to banish corporate messaging to oblivion before it manifests? listen, this is important. this is the 21st century version of carving sigils on the wall to deny entry to demons or wearing bells to ward off the Unseelie. come on give me your router admin password and I'll show you how to cast a protective spell of Get Thee Tae Fuck, Capital

hes teaching his son to be good at business

[referencing the logbook exercise of rephrasing complaints+lawsuits so that nothing is ever fazbear entertainment's fault.]

I think the devs have tried to make it a feature in the past few updates with the depression patch

The fact that having emotions make you physically exhausted is such a bug in the human body the devs have better patch that in the next update

WHEN ON PERIOD:

do not crash out

your feelings are NOT valid

do not send that text

don't kill yourself. lock in

do not act on negative emotions until at least 2 days have elapsed

Cheers to the nearly 8 HOUR VIDEO!! Normally post this stuff on my instagram but thought you guys will like it better

So Grian now canonically does not have eyes…

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