*cut To Felix Emailing The Ladyblog* I’m About To End This Man’s Whole Career

Dragon prince

Why there are so many Hot characters in only one place?!

My favourite lines from Wayward Son

WARNING: WAYWARD SON SPOILERS

‘The magic-est.’

‘Baz always looks like he’s in an ad for expensive watches. Even when he isn’t wearing one.’

‘Was Simon supposed to see it coming? He doesn’t see anything coming! He’s taken aback by Tuesdays!’

‘Relaxation is the most insidious humdrum.’

‘“I would never have befriended an inert organism.”’

‘(“My last boyfriend was a barista, Agatha!” “You are also a barista, Ginger. That’s how you met.”)’

‘“I’ll distract them by being a vampire.”’

‘There’s a woman standing in line near us, giving us her most aggrieved “don’t be gay” face, but I don’t care [...]’

‘It’s sitting in economy that’s making us gay.’

‘If you can’t trust people with nose rings to be open-minded, who’s left?’

‘The fucking sun! We get it — you’re very fucking bright!’

‘The Mage. May he rest in pain.’

‘“We’re not robbing banks and murdering people.” / “Yet!” I say.’

‘Iowa smells more like pig shit than Illinois.’

‘Why would you go through the desert on a horse with no name? Why wouldn’t you name the fucking horse at some point?’

‘“What do people eat in Nebraska?!” Snow asks. / “Their dreams!” I shout at him.’

‘“What in the curs-ed fuck?” I say.’

‘Bunce waves her turkey leg at the whole presposterous scene. “Is the theme British?” she asks, suddenly indignant. “Is it just weird and British?” / “If so, Bunce, you’ve got the best costume.”’

‘Baz follows me into the sword tent. (Long & Broad, the sign says.) “You can’t pick up every sword, Snow.” / “I can’t hear you,” I say, trying out a poorly balanced sabre. / “Pray, my lord, my light — thy cannot test every blade in the kingdom.”’

‘I’ll be damned and drawn and fucking quartered before I watch some devil-eyed goat feel up my boyfriend in front of me.’

‘(I’m probably never going to have kids, because I owe at least three imps my firstborn.)’

‘“Are you guys trying to summon Jesus?”’

‘Go ahead and shoot me. This isn’t my favourite shirt.’

And then, of course, this beautiful part:

‘Simon, Simon... / You were the sun, and I was crashing into you. / I’d wake up every morning and tell myself... / I’d tell myself... / “You live in fear! In denial!” / Simon is on the ground. His blood is red and abundant. It smells like brown butter. His hair is a mess, his face is in the sand. He doesn’t know how much I love him. He’s never really heard it. / I’d wake up every morning and tell myself... / “Simon... love... get up. We still have to save Agatha.” / Simon is on the ground. / This will end in flames.’

That’s damn right

Interviewer: Would you say you have any special skills?

Me: I can read intense gay smut in public with a straight face

See the thing is. When they announced Good Omens season 2 I was like. We absolutely do not need a second season of Good Omens. But now we have a second season of Good Omens and I’m like. If we don’t get a third season I am going to start chewing drywall.

I need some reddie fic that follows the same storyline but also ignore some major events because I need my boys to stay together

“I don’t care” by Ed Sheeran is such an Andreil song

I just found out that there is a karaoke version of SU songs on Spotify but I have no friends sing with T_T

Oblivion best Ep

I heard that they were going to lose their memory and I was like fuck this is not gonna end well. ACTUALLY IT ENDED THE MOST POSSIBLE IMAGINABLE PERFECT EPISODE LIKE, THEY COULD REMEBER BUT THIS IS SO MUCH MORE THAN I WAS ESPECTING SO IM NOT COMPLANING!

When Aaravos removed his hood.

So let’s consider the possible Marichat implications that Chat sidelining is gonna bring. Like maybe at some point he will need someone to vent or even ask for support idk, that can’t be his best friend since he is dating Alya and she is kinda the source of the problem. Talking to his lady will also prob not be hus first choice since he will need to confront with her. Chloe and Kagami are also obviously not an option, so who but his dear friend Marinette?And then she is going to realize the MISTAKE she is doing and fix everything :) At least I can hope