The Belcher Kids Are All Very Different People But I Feel Like They Have Two Headcanons That I Share

FAVORITE TINA PLAYLIST WAS DELETED OFF SPOTIFY I WILL NEVER RECOVER

i really shouldve sensed the pattern when i felt guilty as i watched every season of naruto, every season of south park, and every season of bobs burgers, all of which are incredibly long shows, in a very short amount of time

i really shouldve sensed something was up when i felt extremely embarrassed and told no one that i used to run back and forth flapping my arms imagining my favorite characters from percy jackson and pokemon in made up scenarios until i was 11, and still feel the urge to now

i really shouldve sensed i had something going on when i felt like i grew up too fast but also never matured as much as those around me, how i always had to wear a mask around people, a facade i had learned from disney tv shows i used to watch

but thank god i had the sense to let the mask fall off, get the fuck out of the smoke and breathe fresh air for once

for people who say that jimmy jr isnt good enough for tina, just because they developed tina to be mature and responsible for her age does not mean that jimmy jr is! like he's not great but also, you know, hes 13. i was oblivious at 13 and am still very oblivious now, so i personally feel for him. idk if this makes sense but he is genuinely too young to know what he wants so being like "HE DOESNT DESERVE TINA!" no one deserves a 13 year old boy.

also tina should not get all the credit we give her she is also very petty and competitive and floats between crushes too because she is also 13

I am curious and I love learning about subconscious or conscious human behavior and unique lil things and I was thinking back when I was a kid my favourite colour was always purple and pink, over the yrs it's shifted slightly but purple is always there.

listening to the entirety of punisher (phoebe bridgers) in order makes me feel like a dog who, without realizing it, let its instincts take over and is now looking in terror at the carnage of the lamb it slaughtered, crimson dripping from its yellow teeth, tears pathetically running from its dark brown eyes

In regards of the Trump government scraping all trans inclusion in its queer information portion of its websites I have made this thing. Spread the word. Don't let them pretend we never existed.

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its been so long (like less than a week) since ive burger posted so here we go: headcanon list guys!

also cw - mentions of mental illness/trauma

bob : very much based off my own dad (one of my favorite people alive), bisexual, autistic depressed and clinically anxious, lies on the floor a lot because of back problems, works through injury and illness (the family's doing a bit better on money now but he's lived his whole life in fear of being unable to support the people he loves and their wellbeing), saw that tina aligned herself with femininity from when she was a really little kid (supports her endlessly, was the first one to buy her a dress), gives the kids his old records/cassettes/cds, quality time is his love language, loves crappy old movies from the 80s (like weird science), winona ryder was his childhood crush, tina shows him phoebe bridgers and he loves her (cries to kyoto bc dad issues), so desperately trying to not become his father, dreams about his mom a lot, has been getting gray hairs since he was 17 (purely from stress), bad episodes of insomnia, claims he doesn't mind being away from linda (if shes not in the same room as him for more than an hour he needs to cry, she is his absolute best friend), really adores teddy like a stupid younger brother, fucking hates mr frond with a burning passion

linda : truthfully i dont have much for her. i dont need to really give her any headcannons i worship her the way she is, but shes def adhd and autistic

gene : genderfluid (he/she), audhd, live laugh love fiona apple, bad sensory issues, cant wear pants unless theyre baggy, sisters buys him reusable earplugs, got linda's family's loudness, talks shit WAY too loud, jazz bitch, can surprisingly do a cartwheel really well, walks around belting 90s music (everyone hates it except lin), loves makeup and looks amazing in it (tina is secretly really pissed that he looks better in it than her), can fall asleep anywhere, will eat anything once, has bit alex/courtney as a form of affection (tina and louise too but theyre used to it), will sit on tinas floor and vent to her at any given moment, remembers nothing except for the most obscure random things about the people he loves, incorporates music in all of his school reports, loves salty food especially

louise : unlabeled (she/they), autistic, loves japanese candies and snacks, phone screen chronically cracked, permanently cold hands, tina does her hair, makes own jewelry and pins, loves broaches and mints but always forgets which is in which tin, has drank paint water by accident, very artistic, loves to draw in comic book/manga styles, secretly really enjoys being around jimmy jr (finds him really funny), loves a good ironic trucker hat, if you can read this the bitch fell off, needs glasses (ends up getting funky ones like lindas), short fingers that are always painted light green and pink, lots of scars on hands from skateboarding, learns bass later in life, starts saying "oh my god" like bob

tina : transfemme (she/her), autistic/has clinical anxiety and depression, speaks with the most subtle new york accent (residual from linda), multilingual (fluent in spanish, conversational in french, knows some korean, can say random words in various others), loves bad campy horror movies, incredibly soft but always sweaty hands, layers her hair (learns to cut her own), because of everything thats happened she is extremely paranoid about family dying, sensitive skin, has a bunch of digestive issues (throws up a lot), sometimes has violent tendencies (feels guilty for them always), sleep walking/chronic nightmares (wakes up screaming a lot), watches drag race with bob, #1 phoebe bridgers/lucy dacus/julien baker fan, adores sleater-kinney, loves riot grrl music, bites nails, extremely clumsy (scars), loves big jackets over dresses, takes naps because she cant sleep at night, truly is her fathers daughter

i do not think anyone will read this whole thing, but i hope you like it if you did

They’re definitely banging

5 days until its not weird for me to watch bob actually three times in one day!!!!! <3

gene - flower boy(for the aesthetic, especially garden shed)/wolf(for the storytelling, loves storytelling hip hop/rap)

tina - igor /call me if you get lost (big fan either way, is known to play balloon or find your wings whenever she has aux)

louise - chromakopia/cherry bomb/goblin (huge fan in general though)

linda would like his melodies but not listen to the lyrics at all, bob would say he hates it and then cry to like him when hes drunk <3