Breathing Is Just A Scam Made Up By Big Air To Get You To Inhale More Air™️

Do you know who prevs icon is?

How do you know???

TIL matchsticks will burn a scarily long time if one gets some wax on them (ask me how i know)

I have so much unfiltered emotions in my head that usually happen when I think about some characters, but now they're so unspecific that I cant pin them to any character.

Good lord, doomed yaoi with Lololoshka, what are you doing to me.

The absolute chaos of any 80s cartoons is hilarious

they just did anything in the 80s

I have a character who had the blandest backstory. So, to spice it up I simply brutally murdered his father right in front of him with a polar bear.

How will it be?

Was teaching kids with bestie in my school today for the Teachers day, on the break drew a furry on the blackboard and he was repeatedly asking me to erase it like I drew a giant dick in front of children.

He said that some children took photos of me drawing it, and they could send it to antifurry chats for people to hunt me down or smt.

Autocorect, what the hell is this.

Cybertronian Units of Time: a Guide

…concocted by me, via:

Canon Definitions

Most Common Terms Used in Fandom (that I have seen)

Most Common Interpretations of Aforementioned Terms

Math That Makes Those Terms Make Sense Together

Filling in the Blanks With What Sounded Good (to me)

So essentially I began with Cybertronian units with explicit definitions in canon that are also widely used in fandom (ie. Vorn = 83 years, Joor = 6 hours, Groon = 1 hour). I then worked my way out from those and tried to keep to rough factors of 6/8/10.

Some terms that did have explicit canon definitions had to be slightly skewed from their value (ie. Breem: 8 → 6 minutes, Klik: 8 → 6 seconds) if their definition contradicted another definition that made more sense/fit better. 

At any rate, obviously no one is obligated to use this standard, but canon Transformers content has been unfortunately… awful at establishing any universal units of time, their relationship to each other, or their equivalents to human units of time.

So this occasionally makes fanfiction an absolute nightmare for people like me with a crap memory who don’t want to constantly have to scroll through a thousand pages of the wiki to remind themselves what the hell a groon is.

So, naturally, I simply spent far too long whipping up this at-a-glance guide to keep track of it & on the off chance that the fandom might adopt it. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

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Do the impossible. Undoom the yaoi! Toxicify the yuri! Impregnate the twink!