Ao3 writers... Ao3 writers, please.. hear my signals...
Villain IronDad and Hero Spider-Son?
NO!
Villain Spider-Son and Hero Iron Dad!!!
During a heated battle where Tony and Peter are fighting to get a cyber key that can control all the electricity in New York
Iron Man, throwing the key in to the wreckage so Spider-Man doesn't find it: That's the best you can do, Spidey?
Spider-Man: Oh no! you won... unless...
Spider-Man, pulling the key from the wreckage without difficulty with a web: You're really very stupid if you think a spider can't sneak into small places, old man.
IronMan: Hey hey hey, your father will be disappointed to know that you are making jokes about these poor old people
Spider-Man: He's dead
IronMan: ... well, you're mom will be disappointed
Spider-Man: I doubt she cares, being six feet under the ground
Iron Man:
Spider-Man: Well, the conversation was good but I have to go, you know, villain work, by by
IronMan: NO NO WAIT! I'M ALSO AN ORPHAN! LET'S TALK ABOUT IT-
IronMan: AAAAAAAAAAND, he's gone...
Captain America: Why you still insist?
IronMan: One day, I will show him, show him that the world can be more than what he saw...
*Dramatic pause*
Captain America: You're gonna have to start taking that key of his hands
IronMan: Oh!
IronMan: Yeah!, yeah, yeah, yeah LET'S GO!!!
BONUS:
Peter is actually an intern at Sl and no one knows his secret identity, he created the costume by himself and a voice modulator that makes no one recognize him
May and Ben are dead and he lives with Doctor Octopus, who convinced him to become a villain (their relationship is of father and son and impressively HEALTHY)
I mean, it seems pretty obvious when you put it like that, right?
But how many families, when an introvert sibling or child makes an effort to socialize, snarkily say, “So, you’ve decided to join us”?
Or when someone does something they’ve had trouble doing, say, “Why can’t you do that all the time?” (Happened to me, too often.)
Or any sentence containing the word “finally”.
If someone makes a step, a small step, in a direction you want to encourage, encourage it. Don’t complain about how it’s not enough. Don’t bring up previous stuff. Encourage it.
Because I swear to fucking god there is nothing more soul-killing, more motivation-crushing, than struggling to succeed and finding out that success and failure are both punished.
Into the spiderverse was 6 years ago
Across the spiderverse is almost 2 years old now (what the freak you guys)
Just watched Agatha all along. These two are for sure girl kissing ex-wives who kinda still love each other
reminder to all 14-19 year olds girls. that grown man does not like you. you are a victim
Bc once your age hits a 'serious' number, you start to think - "damn, I should probably stop geeking and get more serious." But then you scroll and see a 34y/o woman writing fics after driving her kids to school, a 40y/o dude making fanart of his fav super heroes and you realize - "nah, I'm actually good"
I think a lot about how well-liked Kagome must be at school. Japan doesn't like to acknowledge it to ever change it but the schools there have a massive bullying problem. If you ever don't fit the norm, odds are it shows at school. And simply GOING to school is a big deal, so honestly realistically Kagome would be relentlessly bullied for being a home hermit 99% of the time. So it really speaks to her character that she's got nothing but supportive friends and teachers.
Well fucks? Get to it!