Yup We Restarted My Dudes

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Please enjoy my decorative Halloween offering for this year!

Me: I’m a serious DM, who wants my players to be immersed in the game. I want them to BE their characters and get lost in a rish tapestry that we weave together.

Also Me: This town is made out of nothing but DENIM. They’ve got jeople (jean-people), jouses (jean-houses), a jown jall (jean-town-hall), and a jerchant (jean-merchant)! There’s even jater! (jean-water) What’s THAT!? Rolled a crit fail?? TIME TO GO TO THE DUNGEONS NAUGHTY CHILDREN!!

my french class today was just a debate where the other party screamed ‘eN fAcE a FAcE’ at my side for a good thirty minutes 

What football will look like in the future

Something is terribly wrong. Something is terribly wrong. Something is terribly wrong. Something is terribly wrong.

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hmmm. hmm. i think today is a day to wrap myself in a large blanket and lie very still

Dungeons and Dragons, but your character must be a self insert, and class is determined by your current abilities Barbarian Must have a demonstrable temper, go off I guess  Bard Must be able to play an instrument Cleric Must be involved in a religious organization Druid Must have demonstrable knowledge of, or passion for nature  Fighter Must beat the DM in physical combat (hope your DM’s a wimp)  Monk Must practice a martial art  Paladin Must have a cause that one actively supports  Ranger Must be able to fire a kind of ranged weapon accurately  Rogue Must sneak up on the DM (Hard mode: steal their dice)  Sorcerer Must have a powerful family heirloom  Warlock Must work for a powerful entity (Corporations, The Government)  Wizard Must have a College Degree or a 3.0 GPA  If you can’t be any of these you start as a commoner, and may become one of these classes when you finally satisfy these conditions.

wanderlust and what you could become

(they’re pen pals for the rest of the traveler’s life)