Mahiro and the Council
Momiji: Mahiro-chan... i think i like you >_<
Mahiro.exe stopped working
Meanwhile on Mahiro's brain
Rational Mahiro: we have to say no.
Shy Mahiro: B-but... its M-Momiji....
Irrational Mahiro: WE HAVE TO SAY NO WE ARE GONNA GO TO JAIL, MIHARI SAD , THEY WOULD BULLY ME ON JAIL!!!
Bold Mahiro: But its Mihari's fault... we can just blame her and... and see what makes Momiji like us!!
Mean Mahiro: Maybe She is just crazy
Bold Mahiro hits Mean Mahiro on the head
Mean Mahiro: owwie :(
Puppyhiro: I like Momiji too....
Rational Mahiro: Dont start Puppyhiro...
Meanwhile outside
Momiji: Mahiro chan ?
Mahiro: o_o
Nayuta: i think you broke her
B-sides
Badhiro: Just give it up...
Mahiro: NEVER
Badhiro: You've been dying for hours.....
Mahiro: I NEED TO DO EVERYTHING.
Badhiro: This is not a game.
Mahiro: .... but i want to get all the hearts....
Badhiro: .... Ugh... fine.
Mahiro: Hehe you guessed my plan ?
Badhiro: We share feelings, of course i did
Chitose at a distance: .. how do i tell her she will need to use those later......
FINALLY!!! I KNOW WHICH QUOTE TO ADAPT NEXT
Kaede: So Mihari, why does your brother doesnt visit, like at all ?
Mihari: Oh thats.... well-
Mahiro coming out of nowhere: We sold him.
Kaede and Mihari: Huh?!?!?
Mahiro: We sold him to science.
Kaede looks at Mihari
Mihari:... its... true
i like to imagine the friend group growing older and Mahiro, being the yuri pal of Miyo, decides to be a little bit silly and introduce Miyo to Madoka Magica with the vague promise of Yuri.
Despite all Miyo did become invested, she wasnt ready for so much tragedy but the whole becoming the devil because of love made her incredibly invested. And then Mahiro broke the news that there was no new movie yet and she suffers the consequenses of her actions.
Miyo's yuritastic adventures
Aoi: So you are finally here Miyo
Miyo: Indeed, today we will learn which of us holds the absolute truth
Aoi: I will show you the power of BL and you will lose.
Miyo pins Aoi to a wall: Wouldnt you like to experience yuri before that ?
Aoi: !!!
And then Miyo wakes up from her dream
Miyo: ... hmph
The end...?
Miyo gets isekai'd
Miyo suddenly remembers her past life in the middle of a hallway
Mahiro the villainess(?: Excuse me commoner, can you ... um can you move please-
Momiji: sorry what was that ?
Mahiro panicking: awawawawah.... I SAID MOVE COMMONER
Momiji: HEY thats so rude
Asahi: We should fight her Momiji!!
Mahiro: D:!!!
Momiji: Wait Asahi! she is a noble
Asahi: oh.. so what do we do?
Miyo finally processing her past life: YOU SHOULD KISS HER! i mean what-
Momiji looks at Mahiro
Mahiro: ?
Momiji: Huh, yeah that works
Mahiro: wait wha-
And so Miyo became the ultimate matchmaker for an alternative universe, no one seemed to think about being gay before so she made the ultimate social revolution, what will she do in her next adventures ?!?!?!
Asahi: Can i kiss Miyo-chin then ?
Miyo: HUH?!?! W-WAIT ASAHI I WAS MONOLOGUING
Asahi: So no kisses :(?
Miyo: I didnt say-
Asahi: Yay :D
And so Miyo too became Yuri and she JfnsngnsmgbebgkwgbengnnqkfnASAHIWAITIHAVETOFINISHVFKmfndkgnwkgnejgkenglwngkw
the end.
Playing dnd
Nayuta: You see a lamia and-
Miyo: Can i?-
Nayuta: Roll for charisma.
Miyo rolls the dice: .....natural 20
Nayuta:........ you manage to charm and seduce the lamia and she allows you all to continue your journey
Miyo: Can she-
Nayuta: The lamia is too busy to go with you.
Miyo: Awwww
Mahiro: Miyo.... our party already has 15 extra members thanks to you.... its.. its not that big of a dea-
Momiji: I dont think that will work Mahiro..
Asahi: I CAST FIREBALL AT THE LAMIA
Miyo: WHAT!!?!?!
Nayuta: roll for an attack
Asahi: .... i got a 20!
Nayuta: she dies.
Miyo: NOOOOOOOO
Mahiro and the fight
Momiji: Mahiro chan. meet me after school behind the main building. :)
Mahiro: Eek!! o-okay!
Mahiro internally: Is Momiji mad? did she figure me out ??!? WILL SHE BEAT ME UP ?!?!?
..........
Momiji: you are here Mahiro chan.
Mahiro: y-yes!
they stand still in silence until
Momiji walking forward to Mahiro: Mahiro chan i think i lik-
Mahiro panicking: EEK!! P-POCKET SAND!!!!
Momiji: AAAAH MY EYES
Wait why does Mahiro's and Madeline's hair kinda look similar in shape
!!!!!
As a Dutch resident I am required legally to make art for koningsdag so onimai netherlands trip fanart coming up soon today
Here’s the new banner as inspired by @/oyamamahiron ‘s banner change recently !!
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