My Favorite Genre Is “kitchen Sink” Tbqh. Yes I Want Your Metaphysical Space Opera Gothic Haunted

Ok change my mind, this is my new aesthetic

Animals fantasies

I was going to see the movie the second I heard about, because, well, DEADPOOL! However, even if I wasn't vastly obsessed with comic books, I'd still go watch just from all this bad#$$ advertising

One time in 6th grade, I was in after school care (just all the kids whose parents work late hanging around in the back field with some adults watching them), and a couple of boys and one other girl and I were playing soccer, but the boys were being douches and kept picking up the ball and running away. I told the supervisor playing with us that I wanted to tackle them.

He said go for it.

Now, I understand that I wasn't exactly threatening with my orange braces, hipster glasses, and Hello Kitty lunch box, so he might have been joking, but I WAS given permission.

Long story short, I ripped one guys shirt, everyone of them got a few bruises, and they stopped stealing the ball.

Don't mess with a girl with two older brothers and three other older boy cousins.

I painted my face with someone else’s blood 

Reblog with your own brutal events, tag some brutal ladies 

@percees @empressamy 

candy discourse, reblog w/ your opinions on

• candy corn • licorice • peanut butter + chocolate • mint + chocolate • sour candies

Me: Rarepairs? Why whould I ship something like- [trips] [just one picture of rare otp spills out of jacket] ... sigh, just... just leave me alone, please.

You all forgot the most important one

• when they exist

things i love about cats 

when they run across the house at full speed for no reason 

when they sneak up on u and start sniffing u and their whiskers tickle u 

when u close the door to keep them out of ur room and they stick their paws under the door 

the little butt wiggle before they pounce on something 

their tiny sneezes 

when u put a bag or a towel on their head and they start walking backwards 

the thing they do with their ears when they hear a loud noise 

THEY JUST KEEP JUMPING ON THE COUNTER. AND CRAWLING UP HER LEG. THIS IS THE GREATEST PROBLEM YOU COULD EVER HAVE

I could watch this for hours

Can we please appreciate the effort it takes to cut and paste 350 Shrek faces? I'm honestly impressed

So my sister’s out for the day and my sister’s room is completely covered in One Direction posters

So I thought “why not cut out 350 shrek faces

aND MAKE EVERYTHING SHREK”

I PRESENT TO YOU

ONE DIR”SHREK”TION

350 shrek faces

No face left uncovered

Now we wait