(Ship Post)
(Dr. Mei x Su x Kevin)
Dr. Mei lets out an overdramatic sigh, pulling Su into a hug from behind “ Su~ it My turn with you~.” Mei says
Kevin scoffs “According to whom?” Kevin crosses his arms “According to me! Your constantly hogging him, I think I should get a turn now. Your not the only one with needs and desires.“ Mei says tightening her hold around Su’s waist “I thought I made myself clear when I said you get your turn with him when I’m busy. It’s not my fault you don’t use that opportunity.” Kevin says with a sigh
“ You took a break from project stigma and now your never busy and I don’t get my turn. It’s not fair, I should get to play with Su just as much as you do!” Mei says “ So I’ll just take my turn now, right here.” Mei begins to lick and bite Su’s neck causing him to shiver “ What a sex deprived women you are Mei. Your going to use him right here? In my office? Where anyone could walk in and see?” Kevin says
“ Hey, here’s an idea. Let just take it to the bedroom and you both can take turn with me. Or maybe both of you can use me at the same time. How about that? Kevin gets to keep using me and Mei gets her turn. It’s a win win!” Su says putting up his hand in a calm fashion trying to keep the two from fighting over his body. “ No let’s not take it to the bedroom. We can have a threesome right here in my office. It’s still a win win isn’t it Su?” Kevin says grabbing Su’s chin with one hand and forcing Su to look up at him “ I don’t mind that idea. The thrill of getting caught just get me hot.” Mei says. Su gulps before sighing, this wasn’t going exactly how he wanted it but at least they weren’t fighting… Su just hopes he can walk in the morning
(End of the post. If ya’ll want me to I’ll post a follow up smut to go along with it.)
Y’all get ear pain when you get ear infections?
How did you give yourself an EAR INFECTION eating pussy
im just gonna screenshot from a text i sent my friends after the doctors visit
Welt’s hands tighten their grip around Sunday’s neck, glaring down at the younger one.
In all reality they weren’t two different. 2 people playing the role of gods, a path that 1 choice and the other had forced onto them.
“Sometimes I truly wonder.” Welt mumbles “Do I truly hate you? Or am I just projecting my own self loathing onto and tricking myself into thinking I hate you.”
“What an odd question.” Sunday says
An odd question it was, Welt let his hands relax and then fall back down to his sides. Sunday regaining the ability to breathe once more
“Piss off Sunday. And stop asking for my forgiveness…next time I might not be able to take back control of myself.” Welt says
“Control yourself?” Sunday asks
“…don’t worry about it kid.” Welt says
“You can’t tell me something like that then refuse to elaborate.” Sunday says
“I can do whatever the fuck I want.” Welt says
“But Mr. Yang-“
“Shut your mouth you worthless insect!” Welt shouts “You falsely claimed yourself a god! Learn to have some respect when talking to true divinity.”
“T-True divinity?” Sunday almost scoffs
“Just fuck off. It pisses me off just how much it feels like I’ve had this conversation before.” Welt grumbles
The silence was loud even on the busy express. The tension in the room was thick….but perhaps it wasn’t tension and was just the honkai energy that Welt’s body gave off. Welt turns and walks off, back to his bedroom
Mostly March was the only person who questioned why welt spent so much time alone. Welt knew why he spent so much time alone. He didn’t want to hurt the others. His body gave off honkai energy, a lot of it..spending too much time around these humans could cause them to become sick due to the excessive exposure. So he locked himself away in his room. The one place no one can disturb him, the one place no one can enter but him. Sometimes being a herrscher and it’s perks. A big one being the ability to walk through solid objects. Welt could keep his door firmly locked up and still be able to easily enter and exit.
~Story end~
Incase anyone is wondering yes Herrschers can phase through objects.
These manga panels for reference
I know the one with Welt is meant to be goofy but it still proves that herrscher can move through objects
-Shitpost-
“Wait- How do I know your not Sparkle?” Caelus asks
“How do you know I am sparkle?” Welt says giving Caelus finger guns
“Good question.” Caelus says
Welt face palms
“Caelus That’s the joke. Don’t over think it.” Welt says
“Hmm.” Caelus says
“No seriously I’m Sparkle. Stop thinking you’ll hurt yourself.” Sparkle says ending her false appearance as Welt
“Hmmmm.” Caelus continues to think
“Dear Aeons above CAELUS.” Sparkle says shaking Caelus’s shoulders
“Huh?” Caelus says having snapped back into his senses
-just a dumb idea-
Why were you even born?
what did I do to you?
I fucking love this
hc that before asking his bf out fura taishi has to pass through arima’s evil parents
-Shitpost-
“What did you just call me?” Welt asks a little astounded
“I called ya peaches.” Boothill says “Lovingly, not as any sort a insult.”
“Since when was calling someone a fruit understood as endearing or insulting I simply do not understand.” Argenti says
“You ain’t from the south love, you ain’t gonna understand.” Boothill says
“But I wish too!” Argenti says
“It’s kinda like calling a friend or stranger, love. Normally the nickname love is used for talking to a lover, but people form the south call strangers or friends Love. It’s just… a cultural thing.” Welt says
“Ah I see and understand such a wondrous concept for endearing name.” Argenti says “Thank you for enlightenment my dear Joachim.”
“Your welcome.” Welt says
“Oi’ why ‘re you callin him dear?” Boothill asks
“Oh my gracious cowboy. It was an endearment as a friend.” Argenti says
“Ah… I see.” Boothill says “Sorry for jumpin to conclusions.”
“It’s is Not a Problem in the slightest.” Argenti says
Hi
I'm asking you personally, can you please take a look at my campaign.. at my lost family.. my lost future 😞😞😞.
Can you please adopt my cause 🙏
I’ll try and spread this as much as I can but I’m afraid I am unable to help with you cause.
I pray to all the gods in existence of every religion that you get safety
i have unpopular (probably unheard of ships) and semi popular ships.
-Kosma x Kalpas
-Scar x Jiyan (don’t ask why it just clicks in my little brain) (WuWa)
- Wanshi x Chrome (PGR)
-Theresa x Himeko Murata (HI3)
-Kiana x Mei (it’s Canon okay?)
-Bronya x Seele (HI3/HSR)
-Welt x Void Archives (HI3)
-Dan Heng x Male Trailblazer (HSR)
-March x female trailblazer (HSR)
-Himeko x Kafka (HSR)
-Tesla x Einstein (They Are literally Welt’s lesbians parents and you can make me think otherwise) (HI3)
-Lyle x APHO Mc (Adam) (HI3)
-Camu x Roland (PGR)
-Kamui x Lee (PGR)
-Su x Kevin
-Eden x Elysia
That’s all I have for romantic ships
i have some platonic friendships I enjoy that aren’t canon
-Pantalone and Capitano (They Are just silly little guys)
-Carole and Bronya (Sisters Honestly)
-Joey and Bronya (big sister little brother.)
-Kosma and Kevin (Father son dynamic)
-Kosma and Griseo (Brother and sister vibe)
yeah. My option is always invaluable because of how it verrs from the norm. Just some food for thought.
Astral express edit :3
Oddity is my middle name (No it’s not.) “And then the bees…”
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