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Zombie apocalypse but the zombies can still function as humans and they work at walmart.

"this is fred he has been working here for 162 years and not once called in sick".

"you can't call in sick when you're dead Kathryn".

My new year's resolution is to stop being a people pleaser so if you're an asshole to me expect the same energy right back at you.

THIS IS MY PURGE NOW FUCKERS

Happy transgender day of visibility!

For all my fellow trans people that are reading this I'm proud of you for seeing this day.

I hope it's a great day for you.

Reblog if your blog is boopable-safe so you can get all the (probably new) achievements. I don’t care about notes I just want boops

Beware of werewolf jesus

As a creature i absorb the cheese's soul and then eats it corpse as moon glows in the night sky waiting to tell it sorrows to anyone that will listen. i was cursed to have glowsticks bones that will not crack my flesh disagree with my form And the library down the street is shape as a tophat.

The cold night is so calm the it's suspicious like a storm is to approach by i can not fight it or stop it for i am a npc in a game that has been paused for fifty years. It hasn't stop the chaos only the mc's storyline. Tomorrow the town's people will pray to the statue of our "hero" in Hope's that they return. but what hero would leave us defenseless and alone?

So why if you are reading this scroll dear mc fuck you for abandoning the ones who needed you the most, even a horror-filled monster like myself know that they need someone to save them. If you do not return before the next attack I will become someone you could NEVER be. i will rewrite my code define nature to do something better than you could do with your given magic. These townspeople shouldn't have to rely on someone that never cared.

Me: *sees a villain with a tragic backstory*

Me: "he just needs a hug"

It's pride month you know what that means

Kiss her

Kiss him

Kiss them

Eat garlic bread

Rob that bank

Do whatever you want if anyone tells you can't throw something at them

It's be gay do crime not be straight and lame

Saw this at work and i never related more

Rebloging as a gay man

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad.