Happy Birthday!

MC: Wow Mammon is so graceful and beautiful

Mammon: *trips on his own foot and falls onto the floor*

MC: Gorgeous

This could also apply to Levi! Just saying!

MC: Wow Mammon is so graceful and beautiful

Mammon: *trips on his own foot and falls onto the floor*

MC: Gorgeous

I've been blessed with these pictures and the UR thing is a nice bonus!😁

You have been visited by one (1) sleeping Belphie in a big shark plushie. Reblog to have a higher chance of getting UR card in your next roll.

And then Beel found out and thought that the shark ate Belphie

I LOVE THEM WTF?????

I hope you like my drawings u-u;;

GUYS I got another ask and went to answer it but then I left the tab and now I can't FIND IT AGAIN

I was about to be like Hmm Maybe I Should Actually. Write Again. After 4 years. And then I can't find my asks I'm gonna kilometers per second

Solomon: Hey, you know the House of Lamentation is haunted?

MC, who just arrived in Devildom: It is?

Solomon: Yeah, by tall ghost bitches

Solomon: Look, there's one now!

Beel, hitting his head on the doorway: ow

MC: (scream)

Omg this is perfect!!!

Solomon accidentally turns MC invisible for the day (chaotic)

At first MC is incredibly stressed. I mean wouldn’t you be if your ‘sorcerer’ friend claimed he could give you wings but accidentally turned you invisble instead?

Nevertheless, Solomon eventually calms MC down and tries to make them see the bright side

“You could haunt the brothers? You know, get them back for all of the chaos they’ve caused you!”

“Yes...” MC speaks cunningly, “That’s not a bad idea”

Solomon doesn’t realise MC walks off so he continues rambling to himself

‘I’ll start from the oldest, shall I?’

MC enters Lucifer’s study and he’s so busy that he doesn’t even notice the door open

Each time he places down his pen, MC gently nudges it so that it rolls off the desk

“Oh hells, why must you do this?!” He cries, picking up his dip pen, “Gravity you heartless bitch.”

MC then proceeds to push his papers off the desk

“MAMMON IS THIS YOU?!”

Satisfied, MC then leaves to find the second eldest

Entering his open door, MC immediately spots goldie acrosss the room, placed on Mammon’s bedside table as he lays beside it

Picking it up, MC waves it in front of his face before moving away

“Goldie?!” He shrieks, chasing up his beloved card, “come back!”

Stepping up to the window, MC quickly flings it out onto the grass below

“GOLDIE COME BACK!” Mammon cries, launching through the open window

Next up is Levi!

Sneaking into his room while he’s gaming, MC tiptoes over to Henry’s fish tank

“Leviiiiiii” MC speaks in a low voice, “feed meeee!”

“WHAT THE PISS” Levi screams, throwing his controller across the room as he thinks Henry’s talking to him

Trying not to giggle, MC quickly avoids Levi as he sprints across the room before stepping out, making their way to Satan’s chamber

Knocking on his door, Satan soon appears and looks puzzled to see nobody on the other side

Just before he goes to shut the door, MC speaks in an unfamiliar voice

“Lucifer is your Father...” the human hums, “your Father loves youuuu”

“No! You’re lying!” He shouts frantically

“Lucifer’s your Daddyyyyy”

“NO!” Satan screams before slamming the door

Almost in hysterics, MC turns their head and sees Asmo nearby

‘Ah! Perfect!’

Following him into his room, MC strategically slips past Asmo and quickly hides his favourite hairbrush

Almost immediately he notices it’s gone and shrieks before running out of the room

“WHICH ONE OF YOU BITCHES TOOK MY HAIRBRUSH” MC hears him shout down the hallway

Quickly placing it back where they took it from, MC awaits his return

As Asmo enters his room, his eyes widen as he sees his precious hairbrush sat on the dressing table despite not being their less than a minute ago

Finally, MC’s adventure almost comes to an end

Reaching the human’s final destination, they slip inside Beel’s and Belphie’s room

Both sat on their beds, MC moves to the sixth eldest first who’s busy eating some popcorn

Every time he takes a piece out of the bag he’s got, MC quickly pinches it from between his fingers and throws it over their shoulder

“Oh!” Beel whimpers as he furrows his eyebrows, watching the flying popcorn

Every time he takes another piece, MC takes it in their fingers and chucks it across the room

“Belphie!” Beel whines, “something’s wrong with this popcorn - it won’t let me eat it.”

“You’re being ridiculous, Beel.” Belphie moans as MC walks over to him

Cuddling his favourite pillow, he’s completely nonethewiser of the invisble human coming his way

Grabbing the pillow, MC then yanks it out from his arms, causing Belphie to face plant the mattress

Throwing it across the room, Beel’s eyes widen “IT’S HAPPENING TO YOU TOO!”

Later that evening after Solomon manages to fix his spell, MC enters the lounge to be met with 7 extremely quiet brothers

“What’s gotten into you guys?” MC asks

“Nothing.” They all mutter, refusing to admit that they think the House is haunted

Incorrect Obey me quote:

Literally any other brother but Beel, T-posing in the doorway: Good morning, parental figure.

Lucifer, without bothering to look up from his newspaper and coffee: Good morning, problem child.

List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox for the last 10 people who liked or reblogged something from you! Get to know your mutuals and followers.

(No pressure!)

I found the asks yippee !!!! (Have mercy I haven't touched my actual profile in centuries)

I promise promise promise I'll get to the actual Obey Me asks soon (some of them have been waiting in the closet and staring ominously through the cracks in the rotting wood) but I need to like. Redownload the game and relearn the personalities so I don't get TOO ooc (might still include far-fetched headcanons if they spark joy)

But for now the top five things that make me happy would probably be

-Anything resembling the autism creature or similar doodles (reaction images, little stupids, etc)

-Petrichor

-Gradients in digital art (particularly from purple to pink to orange to gold) (it's like hiding a sunset and a touch of the natural magic of the world in something that will always be man-made)

-Games of any sort

-Peanut butter

Can I get some Mammon fluff where he learns that MC was a con-artist on her world? Thanks

Of course!

Mammon would definitely be surprised that you were a con artist, or at least at first!

He’ll definitely try to get you in on his scheming because you used to do it so you must be a professional, right??

Whether you’re phenomenal at it or not, he’ll 100% be roping you into one of his schemes to get more money.

He was probably doing most of them to be able to gawk at the amazing lies you told other demons to get Grimm.

If you’d sworn off con artistry due to some reason or another, Mammon will not leave you alone until you at least teach him how to be a better liar.

“YOU SHOULD BE HONORED THE GREAT MAMMON IS ALLOWING YOU TO TEACH HIM HOW TO LIE!!!”

Please teach him, he needs to be able to get away with things.

Levi: I panic when people compliment me. Like??? What do you even say when people compliment you tho???

MC: Wow that combo move was amazing, Levi!

Levi, panicking: HAPPY BIRTHDAY