Snoozy Seal

alternative depression tips for when you read the ‘depression tips’ post and laugh hollowly, bc only in your fondest dreams could you manage to do any of those things

dry shampoo and face wipes are your friend. if you can brush your teeth you’ll feel maybe 2% less disgusting. wash your hands.

smelling nice is gr9, rubbing moisturiser in is Exhausting. perfume, scented candles and linen sprays are way quicker.

try to change your clothes at least every other day. wear sweats or pjs as often as you physically can.

you don’t need to put on underwear if you’re not leaving the house (that goes double for bras and binders)

drink any water that hasn’t been sitting out on your desk for a week. dust doesn’t taste good. stay hydrated. I fill one of those 2 litre bottles in the morning and keep it with me so I don’t have to get up and walk to the sink.

re: cleaning, try and keep one room vaguely clean. if everywhere else is a shit hole that’s fine, but you can go sit in your one tidy space and chill for a bit. it’s fine if that’s the bathroom or just the corner of your bedroom where there’s no crap on the floor. find a tiny space that isn’t horrifying and sit in it.

music helps.

eat a thing. +5 points if it has a fresh fruit or vegetable in it. take out is acceptable if it comes with veggies.

if your creativity curled up and died a long time ago try and find something that at least reminds you what it was like to feel inspired. watch a film, look at some art (probably not your own), read a thing. if that makes you feel worse, just?? don’t think about it??

grounding yourself is actually really helpful. open the window and breathe for 2 minutes. lay down on the floor and feel your whole body (unless you don’t want to in which case: lay down and don’t feel anything except the floor) 

human interaction is Good. text a family member you don’t hate if you have one. message a friend. reply to someone’s personal post with ‘SAME’. make your own personal post asking the void for validation. stare out the window at people and remind yourself that life exists outside of the black space inside your head. whatever works.

pets are amazing, agreed. watch some funny animal vines if you don’t have one.

newsies baseball au

the manhattan cardinals are a baseball team that is like,, alright

the star player is the always amazing jack kelly

miss medda is their coach

sarah is the team manager

race, specs, albert, finch, all of the manhattan boys are on the manhattan team

crutchie is the mascot, a cardinal named charlie cardinal

the brooklyn batters is the best team in the whole league

the batters and the cardinals share a rival: the new york rats

which jack likes to call the ‘rich no balls’

pulitzer (young, so he’s basically kath’s brother, not dad), the delanceys, and snyder (he’s younger, too) are all on the rats

katherine is the team manager

wiesel is the referee that the rats try and bribe so they can win

it works

davey got put on the manhattan cardinals after his father wanted him to play a sport

les became the cute little water boy

after a manhattan v brooklyn game, race and spot go missing for a few hours

spot is a sore loser, but he is very happy when race wins a game (unless race beats him)

the ny rats cheat their way to the top, beating every other team except for the manhattan one

the manhattan cardinals and richy no balls are the last two, since davey and jack both did amazing playing

katherine caught on to the bribing her team was doing and decided to tell the manhattan team

she told jack

in response, jack went to pulitzer to stop the bribing, because if he was going to win, he wanted it to be fair

pulitzer tried to bribe him

and failed

fast foward to the game

wiesel was taken out as referee because they caught on to him cheating

roosevelt is the new referee

oscar delancey hit crutchie in the head when he was batting

crutchie had to be taken to the medic center halfway through the game

jack wanted to give up after that

but davey and kath came and yelled at him

jack went back out there and played his hardest

and the manhattan cardinals WON

the rats got kicked out of the league because of the cheating

edited by @broadwayandbookblog

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